Boogie Nights / Bhill Knyge The Apple Guy (Guest: Sam Bullington)

For our first foray into the world of PTA, returning guest: Sam Bullington (Waching Mr. Pearson) presents to you, and himself "Boogie Nights" (1997 dir. Paul Thomas Anderson) Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Julianne Moore, and Burt Reynolds. OK, pump the brakes, before we start...this is a commentary about predatory practices in the entertainment industry as a whole (What? No!)?! We go deep on the real life ramifications of the joys of drug use, putting various acts on tape(s), the explosion of popularity of VHS cassette itself, and the ones we watched at school. Also, how big does the needle have to be for all these drops; 16, 17 inches? Listen now! For your health!

Also with Sam: Grand Budapest Hotel

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Or if it's Oh yeah! Is he trying to do things? Evil Macho Man?

SPEAKER_02 0:06

That's yeah, he's got the I think that's what it is.

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I think it's evil macho man. Vampire.

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Vampire. A very scared man.

SPEAKER_01 0:14

This sounds pretty good. Um just talk at a normal level for a little bit, Matt.

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Test, test. Okay, okay. One, two, one, two. See now I'm like self-conscious. Is this how I normally talk or am I talking too loud or quiet?

SPEAKER_01 0:27

Just no sh just let him just let him simmer on that.

SPEAKER_02 0:31

Just let him work it out. No, I talk. No, no, that's too much. Uh-huh. Test, test. Hey, yeah, Orange County. Yeah, no, it's a good movie. Yeah, no. Yeah, it's fun. That sounds weird. Yeah, it does sound weird, doesn't it?

SPEAKER_01 0:44

You sound great. You sound like butter.

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I don't normally talk. Uh test, test. Yes, yeah. No, yeah, yeah. Uh-huh.

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Rubber baby buggy bumpers. I think rubber baby buggy bumpers. You didn't know I was gonna say that, did you? Okay. Oh, we're gonna have to be touching.

SPEAKER_02 1:02

I just listened to your your shelf help episode about. Oh, did you? Thank you so much. Which one? Uh kindergarten cop. Oh, nice. Is that where that's right?

SPEAKER_00 1:09

Rubber baby buggy bumpers. Last action hero.

SPEAKER_02 1:11

Last action, that's it. Yeah.

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Did you how did you like shelf help?

SPEAKER_02 1:14

I did like I love how it's short form. Yeah. And I love that it's specifically about like the release, because I did I didn't know I didn't even know there was a

Guest Intro

SPEAKER_02 1:22

Corby or what's a the uh Kino Lorber. Kino Lorber version of Kindergarten Cop. Nice.

SPEAKER_01 1:27

You know, you're helping people out. Goals. I think I might get it now.

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I think I might, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:31

I want to apologize already, Paul, because I have coffee breath.

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You sure do.

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Yeah.

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Have you ever watched like the Beatles and they sing at each other across the microphone? I always wonder, like, do they have British breath or do they like you know what I mean? What does that mean? Just like rotten you know what I mean. Like the Austin Powers teeth, like the Have you seen his like I just I just think of beans. Oh yeah, like on English practice.

SPEAKER_00 1:55

Mike Myers does an SNL commercial where the toothpaste is just like sugar.

SPEAKER_02 1:59

You don't have to brush every day, but you might want to. The great big book of British smiles. What are you taping over?

SPEAKER_01 2:07

Yeah, it's recording over our last episode, which Paul already has.

SPEAKER_00 2:10

We already have it stamped in another format. Is that bad? Thank you for being observant. That's really good. Everybody, welcome. Hi. My name is Paul. I'm one of your co-hosts here.

SPEAKER_01 2:19

Hello, my name is Benjamin, and I am your other co-host. And we have a return guest on the review review. Our guest is Mr. Matthew Scott Barrow, Q Golf Clap.

SPEAKER_02 2:30

Hello, hello, thank you.

SPEAKER_00 2:32

By the way, when I was waving, I wasn't waving at nothing. I was and looking at nothing. I was waving at you when I was waving when I was saying hello.

SPEAKER_02 2:38

Oh, was that what you were doing? I thought you were like drowning and you were trying to get our attention.

SPEAKER_00 2:42

It's probably more what it looked like.

SPEAKER_01 2:44

If you haven't heard the dulcet tones of Matt Barrow's voice, it means you haven't listened to our Big Lebowski episode and our uh what was the other one you did? Uh true romance. True romance episode.

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All movies with legendary stoners.

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True.

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That's right.

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Which we're gonna we're gonna get there.

SPEAKER_00 3:04

Matt pointed at me. That was so cool. Thank you.

SPEAKER_01 3:10

Um I actually want to do something different. Uh Matt, can you explain to our guests what this program is about?

SPEAKER_02 3:16

Oh wow, you're really putting me in the hot seat. Uh okay. Um Welcome to the Review Review, ladies and gentlemen. Uh this is a podcast where we, should I say we as the where they, your hosts, Paul and Ben. I'm sure. They um see now I'm gonna start winging it.

What You Been Doing?

SPEAKER_02 3:33

Um they review movies that they once viewed and then see if their review review matches their initial view review. I got I got lost in the sauce somewhere in there, but somewhere the pieces are all there if you put it all together.

SPEAKER_01 3:49

I think the only thing you missed was that we usually have a guest.

SPEAKER_02 3:52

Oh well, yeah, I mean that's that's self-apparent because you're hearing me speak right now.

SPEAKER_01 3:55

And and the movies we have we have with stupid guidelines. It's true.

SPEAKER_00 4:00

They're I would say they're rules, but they're more they're more like guidelines. They're more like guidelines.

SPEAKER_02 4:05

Which they're those are meant to be broken, right? Absolutely.

SPEAKER_00 4:08

We have a breaker list, you have to find it. It's true. I will mention though that Matt brought us a movie that abides by all of our standard rules. It's seven years old or older, it's not part of any major franchise, it's well under two hours and twenty-two minutes or less. And uh, it's a a fairly well-known movie. This isn't some super obscure thing. What movie was this?

SPEAKER_01 4:32

Not Readland.

SPEAKER_00 4:34

Well, we'll see him again soon this summer in the Avengers. In Doomsday. Correct.

SPEAKER_01 4:41

Did you listen to our Readland episode?

SPEAKER_02 4:43

I don't think I did.

SPEAKER_01 4:44

Don't don't worry about it. I mean, you should.

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You're among the majority of our people that listen to this podcast were like, what the hmm. Never mind. Maybe not.

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They're gonna be totally lost during Avengers Doomsday.

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At their peril, they're not listening to our Readland episode.

SPEAKER_01 5:04

But we're not doing Readland. Matt brought us Orange County from 2002.

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In California, correct.

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Famously in California.

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Here we come. We're doing it. Right back where we started.

SPEAKER_01 5:18

Oh, whoa. Did I do that? We're coming to California.

SPEAKER_00 5:23

Is that is this the band that Jason Schwartzman is or was a drummer in? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 5:28

Phantom Planet, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:30

Soundtrack movie man.

SPEAKER_01 5:31

Which is a band that I have meet and hung out with.

SPEAKER_02 5:34

That's right. Oh, cool. Ben did. I did not, but Ben did meet and hang out with Phantom Planet.

SPEAKER_00 5:39

Very cool. This is such this is such a great soundtrack movie. I wrote a soundtrack movie. Oh, yeah. And I have such a love for them. And I don't think we've done a ton of them.

SPEAKER_01 5:49

Yeah, you're right. And I also think that like this, I mean we're gonna talk about this in depth, but like this is such a time capsule of 2006. Oh, such a early 2000s. Boy, yeah. It really is. But before we talk about the past, we need to talk about. I guess we're still talking about the past. What have you been doing?

SPEAKER_02 6:05

What have I been doing? Yeah. Well, um, I just I just did a big move. I just uh moved from uh Seattle, where I've lived for the past 20 some odd years, to a new place. And um, yeah, that's been a lot of work and it's somewhere outside of Washington State.

SPEAKER_01 6:20

In Washington State.

SPEAKER_02 6:21

In Washington State, just just right outside of Seattle, a smaller suburb. But uh it's actually near where Ben and I went to high school. And um, yeah, so you got kind of that familiarity, but it has been X number of years since we went to high school. I can't remember. Are you KG about your age on this podcast? Or is not at all. Okay. So so it has been established that you and I are almost one.

SPEAKER_01 6:42

Yeah, well, Stimson and I go in depth talking about high school.

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So that's right.

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It's true. That's right.

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The various wines and alcohols available at the time and so on.

SPEAKER_02 6:51

Mike's hard lemonade in a safe way parking lot. Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:54

But also, I want to mention you're physically here. This is part of what you're doing, is you're visiting.

SPEAKER_02 6:59

I am. I am in California right now, and actually, this is what you're just saying. This is the first time I've done the pod now three times because third time is the charm. And the first time I did it was fully virtual, like you know, back in 2020, the Zoom days. The last time for True Romance, I meet or Ben and I were here, and Paul was elsewhere, and now all three of us are in the same room, and I'm seeing the the hosts in three dimensions. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 7:21

Dude, this episode is brought to you by the triumvirant.

SPEAKER_02 7:25

Is that the Mike Myers Netflix show? It is now. Is it? Or that's the pen, what's it called? The pentab because there's five of them. So pentab pentagram pentabarant or something like that.

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But this is a triumph.

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This is the triumvirant.

SPEAKER_00 7:39

What is the triumvirant? I'm referring to rush. Three three corners. I'm doing beep, beep, beep. You know, we're all here for the first time. It's exciting. Paul believes in the Illuminati.

SPEAKER_02 7:48

Well, I mean, I don't know. As a member. Well, as a member, I think the Illuminati might exist.

SPEAKER_01 7:54

Uh well, that's great. Moving's tough.

SPEAKER_02 7:57

It's a lot of work.

SPEAKER_00 7:58

One of the most stressful things one does in life. It's like a top ten stressful event.

SPEAKER_01 8:03

Our last episode with the other marriage, divorce, kids. Our last episode with the other Matt, we talked about this because he also moved. Yeah. Matt's are moving. There is a pandemic.

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The migration of Matt. Migration of Matt's.

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Are we when we talk to Matt? When we talk to Matt Yanagia soon.

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If he doesn't have plans to move, he needs to get him in motion.

SPEAKER_00 8:24

By the way, listener, if you're if you're curious, you're not. We're trying to get as many mats in a marathon as we can. A million mats in a row.

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The month of a million mats. March. March mats.

SPEAKER_01 8:40

Matt's are marching. The March of the Mats. March of the Matt.

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We we did a March Madness. It was all comedy. March madness. March. But we this would have been truly this would have been the perfection of the Mathathon.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:54

Well, this will this will be May.

SPEAKER_00 8:55

I yeah.

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If you are a listener and you're and you have Matt somewhere in your name, whether it's a first, middle, surname, please contact us.

SPEAKER_00 9:04

We want to hear from you. You can text us anonymously from the episode description. Easy peasy.

SPEAKER_01 9:09

Or on Instagram at review X2 Podcast. Paul, what have you been doing? We need to talk more about that.

SPEAKER_00 9:14

First and foremost, I got tickets for the Los Angeles Clippers versus my beloved Portland Trailblazers. They're battling for play-in position supremacy. If you know the NBA, it's like great. Sounds meddling. It is. Okay. But there is just yeah, and it was just very frustrating because you have to have so many apps and they have to share with each other and all this. And it was like quite a fucking undertaking to just do this. Just to get the tickets. Yeah, it was kind of a fucking nightmare.

SPEAKER_01 9:47

Did you feel like a boomer?

SPEAKER_00 9:48

Kinda. I mean, it's like I had to get them over uh you know to the B-Dow and she couldn't download it through text and had to have it emailed, and I had to it didn't approve it. It was all just such a fucking slog. It was terrible. So the game's gonna be great though. And I've never been to that venue, and I'm excited to see it.

SPEAKER_01 10:05

I found that a lot of like the Dodgers, you have to have the Dodgers app.

SPEAKER_02 10:09

Same thing here. You have to have an app for specifically for that. To have your ticket on it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:14

And that's the only way to have your ticket

What Are You Watching?

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on it. Everything's an app now.

SPEAKER_02 10:17

You have to have an app for every single thing.

SPEAKER_01 10:18

You have to have an app for your fucking hairdryer, for your oven, for your I can't wash my dishes.

SPEAKER_02 10:23

I don't have Bluetooth in here.

SPEAKER_00 10:25

Like there are cars that update through or get open little features that you purchase through an app now. That's the world we're in. It's insane. These corporations know that there's a threshold, right? Like your phone can only hold so much.

SPEAKER_02 10:37

But it's I'm out of space, so now I can't start my car.

SPEAKER_00 10:39

Your information is invaluable and everybody wants a piece. Now, here's the other thing I would like to talk about. I was just out of town for work and was working on a movie for a couple days. Had no idea who I was gonna be working opposite. Ben, I think I said something to you. Like I felt like it was gonna be maybe like a depending, it would be really cool. Could be like a Danny Glover or you know, dream of dreams, like a Delroy Lindo, somebody, Ernie Hudson, somebody like that. Well, like two hours before we're gonna shoot, the guy I'm in the scene with, and he's the other guy's gonna be in this scene that I haven't met yet, haven't talked to him, thinking of who this could be. He goes, Yeah, Jamie Foxx is here and he's finally on set. And I go, You're fucking with me. You're fucking with me. Like it's like the Princess Amadala, like what? Right? And it was him. And he was great. He's very, very giving. He said something very nice to me, which was cool. He has a he was like the big person name that was there, clearly. And he has a really good energy and wants things to be light, and like that was kind of like the way that the set was going. So it was a really cool experience. Like it was one of those. If you had said to me in the moment, like it'll be someone who's won the Academy Award or whatever, I would have been again, you're fucking with me. Like I was, but it was pretty cool. It was a good moment, and I actually got a chance to, in a really small part, just a few lines, where I felt like an actor was giving me rope to make some choices, and I did, and I had my fingers crossed in my pocket at a point where I'm like, I'm gonna interrupt this guy. Seems like he wants me to interrupt him.

SPEAKER_01 12:17

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_00 12:18

And I did, and worked out again. He was really rude to me.

SPEAKER_02 12:22

Toe to toe with Ray Charles himself.

SPEAKER_00 12:25

Like, basically, right? I mean, he's blind.

SPEAKER_02 12:27

Well, I mean, yeah, that's why I said toe to toe and not eye to eye.

SPEAKER_00 12:32

No, I haven't considered keeping that.

SPEAKER_02 12:38

Maybe you shouldn't.

SPEAKER_00 12:40

Because I'm gonna bleep out the name of the person that I it ended up being, but it's now so good.

SPEAKER_02 12:46

An actor who played a famous blind man.

SPEAKER_00 12:49

Yeah, right, right. And that's what he won the Oscar for. Well, that narrows it down.

SPEAKER_02 12:53

That's very specific, right? But yeah, can't be more than a few of those.

SPEAKER_00 12:57

Right, sure. So while while I was in Portland working on that, I also got to go to Donut Nook. And if you're a donut person at all, got to see my family and all that stuff too. Whatever. But donuts.

SPEAKER_01 13:09

Which donut?

SPEAKER_00 13:09

Donut Nook.

SPEAKER_02 13:10

We were just talking about donutteries and how some cities are famous for their donutteries.

SPEAKER_01 13:14

Well, it's crazy that voodoo donuts is the one that's become like.

SPEAKER_02 13:17

We have the Voodoo Donuts in Seattle.

SPEAKER_01 13:19

We have one at Universal City Wild.

SPEAKER_02 13:20

Yeah. There's an house donut nook.

SPEAKER_00 13:22

Another one in West Hollywood. If you're ever in the Vancouver, Washington area, it is one of the best, apparently bear claws, apple fritters. And I know from experienced glazed old fashions, like on the West Coast. It's fucking fantastic.

SPEAKER_01 13:37

At this moment in talking about Vancouver, I feel like we should always shout out Michael's place.

SPEAKER_00 13:40

Oh, dude, little Conejo, absolutely. Good point. Do you want a taco and a donut? Like if you're going through morning afternoon, if you're hanging out there.

SPEAKER_01 13:49

Sounds like a good hangover making.

SPEAKER_02 13:51

Taco and a donut.

SPEAKER_00 13:52

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 13:52

Sounds like a good podcast. Taco and a donut with Ben and Paul.

SPEAKER_00 13:56

It's part of the review to reuniverse.

SPEAKER_02 13:59

It just happened. You got shelf help. You got taco and a donut.

SPEAKER_01 14:02

Ben, what have you been doing? Uh well, Matthew and I, last night we went to a uh Godzilla pop-up uh at a uh a small, what I think is normally a boba tea place.

SPEAKER_02 14:15

It is.

SPEAKER_01 14:16

An hookah place.

SPEAKER_02 14:17

An hookah place, which the whole time we were there, there's like those like gas lamp like decorations. I was like, this is a weird boba shop. And then we saw the sign going out that said an hookah, and we're like, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:26

But it true or false, the tobacco in a hookah and the gravity of that and the sugar of boba will get you more high than any weed on the face of the planet.

SPEAKER_02 14:35

I mean, yeah. I wonder I wonder if it is combo, like, because you know, hookahs have the water in them. I wonder if you can be like, can I get some like uh brown sugar boba tea in here? More sugar because the tobacco is already just syrup, right? Like hookah, it's like shisha, it's just like pure glycerin and syrup.

SPEAKER_01 14:51

Well, we didn't smoke a hookah. We did not smoke a hookah, but they have a Godzilla pop-up, which is, I think, in collaboration with Godzilla.

SPEAKER_02 14:58

It was official, it looked pretty official.

SPEAKER_01 15:00

And uh, it's all decked out to look like it's in, you know, like a destroyed city that Godzilla has come through. And uh they have themed drinks and themed food and all of the Godzilla posters of all of the movies, and it made me realize that I have seen very few true like Japanese Godzilla movies.

SPEAKER_02 15:20

Oh, you gotta pump those numbers up.

SPEAKER_00 15:22

So many. There are a lot. I think there's gotta be over 50 Godzilla movies between Japan and America at this point.

SPEAKER_02 15:28

I think it is close to 50. Yeah. Well, they go back to 1954.

SPEAKER_01 15:32

Matt is a, if you don't know, Matt is a huge Godzilla file.

SPEAKER_02 15:35

Uh I don't know if I would use that word. Kaiju just because I don't kaiju file? I don't like that.

SPEAKER_01 15:40

Uh are you any kind of file?

SPEAKER_02 15:41

I well. What was what comedian had that thing? It was like a Libro file is just someone who likes books.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:48

Be careful. Are you in any files? You're Godzilla fan.

SPEAKER_02 15:53

I'm I'm a fan. I like Godzilla movies. Let's leave it at that. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm I I do like Godzilla a lot.

SPEAKER_00 15:59

Was this pop-up for Godzilla minus zero or something specific, or just for the character in general?

SPEAKER_01 16:05

It just seemed like in the character in general because they didn't they actually didn't even have the Godzilla minus one poster.

SPEAKER_02 16:11

Which is weird. Yeah. They had every poster to Shin Godzilla, which is one of my favorites. Check it out if you haven't. And then they did not have Godzilla minus one. And nothing about Godzilla minus zero, but it did seem to be official. They did have all the characters and everything. And they had a lot of licensed merch and yeah, like he was saying, like um license, like uh tie-in drinks and food and stuff and photo ops, but I I it was it was a good time. It was it was very immersive pop-up.

SPEAKER_01 16:35

I had some very spicy ramen uh you did, and you made your own ramen there. Yeah, they had like you make your own ramen setup.

SPEAKER_00 16:41

Was the spice level Godzilla breath or something? Or Godzilla or British breath? It was just hot chicken. It was British breath. It was British breath. Big book of British.

SPEAKER_02 16:51

The weird thing though was the movie. So every everything in this place was themed, it was immersive, it was, you know, there the windows even had like monitors that looked like destruction outside, it looked like the city was on fire, and then there was a big TV over us playing. Not Godzilla, like it was some other movie entirely.

SPEAKER_01 17:11

But um Yeah, it was it was not uh I don't know why they were watching some like. So bizarre. It wasn't even sports. Like if you had like baseball on or something, I would have been like that makes sense.

SPEAKER_02 17:19

But no, it's just baseball on TV. But yeah, it was some movie about, I don't know, like a woman in the throes of drug addiction. It was like, well, this doesn't really yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:26

They should have had either Mr. Baseball with Tom Sellick on or Japanese baseball.

SPEAKER_02 17:30

Naturally, or Major League.

SPEAKER_00 17:33

And honestly, I don't know which might be replayed the world baseball classic. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 17:36

Yeah. Well, this gets us right into Matt. What have you been watching?

SPEAKER_02 17:40

Well, you know, it does kind of dovetail because um I, like I said, I've been moving, so I've been so busy I haven't had a chance to watch like Monarch Godzilla, which I would love to watch, or like the new Ted, I hear is pretty good. So, but while I've been eating dinner, I've been putting on the dinosaurs on Netflix, the Steven Spielberg produced dinosaur documentary. And I've been loving that. It's uh I'm only a couple episodes in, but just like the way they introduce dinosaurs and they kind of work as like characters and they immediately make you empathize with their struggles, and then they kill them off in the span of five minutes. Like George R.

SPEAKER_00 18:12

Martin could learn a thing or two from the I may I admit something embarrassing when you said dinosaurs.

SPEAKER_02 18:20

You don't believe in dinosaurs. You don't believe in dinosaurs. You believe in the Illuminati.

SPEAKER_00 18:23

Also, you know the earth is flat, right?

SPEAKER_02 18:24

Well, I knew that.

SPEAKER_00 18:25

Okay, great.

SPEAKER_02 18:26

Because obviously you don't fall off if you're on Australia.

SPEAKER_00 18:28

Gravity is also part of the government, it's a weapon of the government. Aside from that, I thought when you were saying dinosaurs, I was like, not the mama. I was so jazzed.

SPEAKER_02 18:38

You know what's funny is as I was watching this, I'm like, I do need to re-watch dinosaurs with Earl Sinclair and not the mama. That was clean. And you know what's funny about that that show is the way it ends. Like it has to end with all the dinosaurs dying, but that's such a light-hearted, funny show. It's like MASH. Yeah, it's exactly like MASH, where at the end it's just it's spun in. There's no survivors.

SPEAKER_00 18:59

What if they just pad them also in a helicopter riding off into the but the actual show you were watching sounds fantastic, by the way.

SPEAKER_02 19:07

It's really good, and it's all like CG and like sometimes like sometimes the CG is mind-blowing. Sometimes it's weird, it's like you're watching like old Beast Wars episodes. It like it's like weirdly unfinished, and I don't know if they like rushed it or they had a deadline, but sometimes the CG is just so and like the little dinosaur. I'm I'm still early in, so the dinosaurs are still like feathery and small and cute, but they're just yeah, it's it's I I've been really enjoying it. And Morgan Freeman narrated it, so you can't go wrong.

SPEAKER_00 19:32

Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_02 19:32

It's the voice of God.

SPEAKER_00 19:33

Uh does anybody have a favorite Beast Wars Transformer?

SPEAKER_02 19:38

Rat Trap?

SPEAKER_00 19:39

Oh, good choice. I like T-Rex Megatron.

SPEAKER_02 19:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:44

And Cheetor. Cheetor?

SPEAKER_02 19:46

Oh, Cheetor. He was kind of the oh no, I'm thinking of the character, right? Well, one of them was like the wild card, right? Where he wasn't really good or bad.

SPEAKER_00 19:53

He was kind of a there was like one or two rogue ones, but Rat Trap's a really good choice. Uh Ben's like, Beast Wars great. Have fun, guys. Uh yeah, I didn't. You didn't watch Beast War. I didn't join the mushrooms.

SPEAKER_02 20:03

This was before Ben and I met, otherwise, I totally would have.

SPEAKER_01 20:05

I didn't go into Beast Wars at all. I wasn't even really into Transformers at all.

SPEAKER_00 20:10

Uh there are things to say. Moving on.

SPEAKER_01 20:12

Moving on. Paul, what have you been watching?

SPEAKER_00 20:16

Me? I've been re-watching random episodes of Toast of London. Can you hear me, Clem Fandango? Yes, I hear you. Good old Matthew Berry. Uh, if you're a fan of Matthew Barry, New York City.

SPEAKER_01 20:29

A succulent Chinese meal.

SPEAKER_00 20:32

New York Sitter. I don't remember what he did at the Oscars. I really wanted him to Burger King. Burger King. But I just love rewatching that show and how ridiculous it is and the idea of this once successful actor doing this voiceover, becoming this wild character where he's like trying to be helpful with people in the neighborhood, specifically women that he wants to sleep with, and she's like, Oh yeah, just moved in with my boyfriend, and he's like, fuck off, and just like drops the fish tank and walks away.

SPEAKER_02 21:04

I have seen that clip. I was trying to figure out what show you're talking about, and so I've seen that clip.

SPEAKER_00 21:08

It's a fantastic show. Uh, I think I can help you find these episodes.

SPEAKER_02 21:13

So if you're willing to watch on a laptop, you have to sail the seven C's a little bit as well.

SPEAKER_01 21:18

Paul is winking and nudging very much.

SPEAKER_02 21:21

Yeah. It's it's that kind of show. You have to you can't just you can't just put that one on the old BBC player or whatever they call it.

SPEAKER_00 21:28

Oh, if you have Brit box, it might be available. I wouldn't doubt that. And then quickly, I just want to mention, I think I've talked about this before. There's this documentary called The Other Dream Team. And the movie centers around, to a degree, the 1992 bronze medal-winning Lithuanian Olympic team. They had just been essentially they liberated themselves from Russia, the USSR. They were under rule of the Iron Curtain, etc., for I think from like 1930s. 39 until 1991 or two. The Grateful Dead sponsored this team. You hear about the history of Lithuania, how proud they are about basketball. It's amazing. Matt, please, if you have a question.

SPEAKER_02 22:12

Can we go back to the Grateful Dead part of that?

SPEAKER_00 22:13

Yeah, they heard about the plight of this team and these men that were trying to get to the Olympics as the country was completely broke. And the Grateful Dead were like, great, here's like boxes and boxes of tie-dye shirts with flaming skeletons dunking basketballs that say Lithuania in giant like that. Was that their uniform?

SPEAKER_02 22:34

Was that what they wore?

SPEAKER_00 22:35

They wore them around, and then their actual uniform for games was like a lot more basic. But uh they would travel around with the Grateful Dead and Bill Walton and shit, and Bill Walton and a bunch of these basketball legends are part of this whole thing, and Lithuanian people that were part of, you know, heads of state and stuff like that. Uh, but it's it's a really inspiring and incredible movie. It's a five-star movie to me, and it's one of those movies that reminds you to a degree of the harsh reality that during our lifetime, this guy Sarunus Marshallonis, defected from, you know, the USRSSR, Lithuania, that part of the world, went into a grocery store with like Chris Mullen and Tim Hardaway, and if you know basketball guys in the early 90s, Golden State Warriors, they walked into a grocery store and he was like, What do I do? Where do I go? How do I and he had never been in a situation where you're not rationed food or that you can walk into and he apparently broke down and cried because the level of abundance and that he could just do what he wanted with his money was beyond his comprehension. Wow. And it's just a really fucking incredible movie, and it zips right by, has a nice runtime. I like it similar to another movie we're gonna talk about today. Ben, what have you been watching?

SPEAKER_01 23:49

Uh, I just want to briefly talk about uh the movie that everyone's talking about in the world, which is Project

"Boogie Nights" Facts

SPEAKER_01 23:55

Hill Mary.

SPEAKER_00 23:55

Please don't be too brief.

SPEAKER_01 23:57

I don't want to give too much away, and I also feel like there is always, I always fear the risk of overhyping something. Um, but I'm just gonna talk about my experience because I feel like I've very rarely had a movie, especially recently, movie experience where I felt like, oh, this is made for me. And that is how I felt watching it and still feel and have gone on deep dives into how it was made and a lot of the practicals, and I'm obsessed. It's it's just something that I think it's a very special, singular thing. Uh I I I loved the book, uh, and I like the movie maybe in a different way because it's an adaptation, and I love the adaptation. Um, and the as most people already know, the the the puppetry. And we talked about my my play on here, the time machine, and and the the work that me and Burris and we all put in on that, and we I felt a strong connection to the movie because of that as well. And I know it's weird. I I know who the puppeteer is before the movie like even came out near the puppeteer, and I'm just so excited he's a he's a Broadway guy. He does a lot of puppets on Broadway. Um, and he's also the voice in this. And uh the fact that Phil Lord and Chris, I mean it's basically a two-hander. The movie is basically like Ryan Gosling and this puppet, and uh the fact that they felt comfortable enough to not re-record him with some big name um is incredible to me. And I'm like so like what a for Phil Lord and Chris Miller to draw that line and for producers to be like, okay, that's that's huge. You're basically saying this movie is Ryan Gosling's to carry marketing-wise, and we believe in this actor and puppeteer and and character um is is the way to go, even though he's not someone anyone who will recognize.

SPEAKER_00 25:54

It it seems like that doesn't really exist much anymore. Like movie star concept go. And I'm so glad to hear that this seems to have been really successful. Matt, have you seen it?

SPEAKER_02 26:05

I have. And uh, yeah, I loved it. I haven't. Oh, really? Oh, it's um, I mean, you have you have the uh the the choice down here to see it in like 70 millimeter, which I mean I I saw it standard because we don't have a lot of options in Seattle, but the big IMAX theater just closed recently, but um, which is a real tragedy. But yeah, it's uh I would if anyone hasn't seen it, highly recommend on the biggest screen you can see it. It's just just phenomenal. It's so good. And like Ben was saying, like the puppetry, like at no point did I feel like I was watching like a one-man show because the puppet feels so alive. And I think part of that is because, like you were saying, the the puppeteer is doing the voice, they're actually doing that live. There's no, there's no, you know, they're not doing this after the fact. It's it's not done in post. This isn't a CG character that he's talking to. It's yeah, it's it's really good.

SPEAKER_01 26:54

And like just to real quick so we can move on, but we've talked about this on the program, uh, especially when we uh like our MJ episode, where we talked about the second that you invest in using practicals on set, you're inevitably giving more attention to everything because you're take it's longer, you're giving yourself more challenge, you can't say we're gonna fix that later. Like they're the you're gonna fix it now. And I think that's the we and you use this a lot, the give a shit meter in this movie is really fucking high. Okay. And you can tell Chris Lord and like you can tell they come from animation in such a in such a positive way.

SPEAKER_00 27:30

Yeah, I mean, coming from that medium animation and fostering things along in that medium too. So Cloudy with a chance of meatball, special thing, the Spider-Man uh Spider-Verse movie, special thing. So I like the idea too that it sounds like these these are fully fleshed characters in a fully fleshed relationship, like through this like journey or this adventure. This is the thing I'm getting from you two, also, is that it's like Spielbergian. There's a there's an adventure to it. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:58

I mean, there's and yeah, there's definitely heart to it. Like, yeah, it's uh it's a powerhouse. It's a good one.

SPEAKER_00 28:04

Okay, I think I'm gonna go this weekend. On that note, we probably do need to talk about the movie. We should move on. I guess. All right, well, God, come on! No, wait, wait, wait. Excedrin is uh the ex of Orange County. It's brought to us by Scott Rudin, MTV Paramount. It was from 2002, it's PG 13, it's an hour and 22 minutes. It's a comedy coming of age film. Like there's there's a dramedy aspect too. Budget was $18 million estimated. That's $32.5 million adjusted. Opening weekend was 111, 2002.

SPEAKER_01 28:38

15 not a lot of belief throwing it in January.

SPEAKER_00 28:41

Throwing it in January is kind of a rough deal. I remember being able to get this that early on in that summer on DVD. This was one of the rare movies I bought before I saw it. I don't think it did either. We're gonna get to that because the opening weekend it did pretty well. 15 million, 27.1 adjusted. Final gross in North America was 41, 74.1 million adjusted. Final gross worldwide was 43.3, that's 78.3 adjusted. So it did pretty well.

SPEAKER_01 29:12

Do you think that's the like the beginning rise of the Jack Black is uh effect? I I do. I agree, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:19

Because he wasn't the star of this, but I feel like he did move some tickets.

SPEAKER_01 29:22

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:23

Because this was we're trying to was it post Tenacious D, I think.

SPEAKER_01 29:26

And he was like the absolute and we've talked like he is so quotable, like his character throughout this is like this movie in general.

SPEAKER_00 29:33

If you don't Ben, I will eat your face. Lithgal just as a as a fellow five head. If you need to project Project Hail Mary, just call me your John Lithgow. We got you with our five head. Matt tried to do it too. No, Matt. I don't know, Matt. You're not too close. I got a bit of a not as close as you think. Well, I could show you guys something. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 29:56

For the listeners, Ben was not removing his hat.

SPEAKER_00 30:00

There is no hat. Other releases this weekend. They were scared of this movie, though. They dumped it, but they were scared of it. Weekend top five, A Beautiful Mind, the movie. Is it The Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring, this movie, Oceans 11, and The Royal Ten and Volume. I mean, that's pretty.

SPEAKER_01 30:19

Those are all like Christmas releases, probably.

SPEAKER_02 30:21

That's some tough competition.

SPEAKER_00 30:22

Yeah, they were probably around for a while. Yeah, they had been hanging around, absolutely. Other films from 2002, Insomnia, the American Chris Nolan one. Autofocus, American Psycho 2, Collateral Damage. I see you derailed Bubba Hotep. Listen to our episode. With Stimson Sneed. And Rollerball. With Chris Klein from 2002.

SPEAKER_02 30:45

Is this the LL Cool J rollerball?

SPEAKER_00 30:47

You betcha.

SPEAKER_02 30:48

All right.

SPEAKER_00 30:49

Yes. Yes. I was hoping that's what you oh, nobody talks about. Finally. The jumpsuits.

SPEAKER_01 30:54

Like when suddenly everything was the X, like the same jumpsuits they wear in X-Men. Like everyone in those like sci-fi movies are all just wearing those like really boring-looking jumpsuits.

SPEAKER_00 31:04

But you know, it would probably be awesome to take something out of like Jack Black's Advil bottle, his A Leave bottle, and watch Rollerball. Watch Rollerball from 2002. The letterbox average of this movie is 3.1. Follow us, won't you? I'm at Run BMC. I'm at Paul Acts Badly. Matt, do you have a letterbox? I do.

SPEAKER_02 31:22

I am at a risen ape.

SPEAKER_00 31:24

I feel like we follow each other. We do. I believe we do.

SPEAKER_02 31:28

Anytime I watch a movie, I'm like, what did Paul think about this first?

SPEAKER_00 31:31

That's so nice. I I look at Ben's a lot too.

SPEAKER_02 31:35

No. Cross-reference.

SPEAKER_00 31:36

I feel like I'm now gonna be pulled into I won't I look at so many other people's either way. Ebert and Roper, they were split on this one. Rotten Tomatoes was a 47%, 61% popcorn. Meta was 48%, 6.1 user. Major award wins and nominations, it won an MTV award, which is weird. Go figure.

SPEAKER_01 31:59

That's like the meme of Obama giving himself the medal.

SPEAKER_02 32:04

The MTV movie won an MTV movie award.

SPEAKER_00 32:06

Yeah. Um Breakthrough Mail Nomination. Was that for Jack Black? It was for Colin Hanks. Really?

SPEAKER_01 32:14

So Jack Black wasn't even interesting. Hmm. Well, speaking of people, let's talk about him. Uh, director of this movie is a Nepo baby named Jake Kasden.

SPEAKER_02 32:25

It's a running of theme, we'll find.

SPEAKER_01 32:27

Uh he directed Red One, which I saw in the movie theater and wish I hadn't. Uh Sex Tape, uh, Walk Hard the Dewey Cox story. I did like that. And also he did all the Jumanji movies, right? He I believe he has. And he wrote Solo, uh, which is ironic because his dad is Lawrence Kasden.

SPEAKER_00 32:43

He did work on Solo, didn't he?

SPEAKER_01 32:45

He was one of the screenwriters, I think.

SPEAKER_00 32:46

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:48

Writers Mike White, uh, who did School of Rock after this, which is Chef's kick kicks, chef kicks. Chef's kick. Kick that chef! Chef kick chefs, the good girl, and Despicable Me Four, really?

SPEAKER_00 32:59

I thought it was such a weird outlier when AI made this sheet and added that.

SPEAKER_01 33:05

And you didn't double cross-check it.

SPEAKER_02 33:06

No, like that sounds right.

SPEAKER_01 33:08

Yeah. What's funny isn't just a lot. And we'll talk about this more later. But like watching this after now having watched three seasons of White Lotus, like you can see a trajectory for Mike White in his storytelling.

SPEAKER_02 33:20

The juice is flowing, starting to form.

SPEAKER_01 33:22

Uh, music, Michael Andrews, Bad Teacher, Bridesmaids, Donnie Darko.

SPEAKER_02 33:27

Oh, another classic soundtrack.

SPEAKER_01 33:28

Another, and another uh uh time capsule.

SPEAKER_00 33:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:31

Um, cinematography, Greg Gardner, Men in Black 2, Biker Boys, and Elf, which is great. Producers Scott Rudin, Marcy X, David Gale, Coach Carter, Van Toffer, Election, Scott Aversano, Safe House, and some other people. Uh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:48

Skylar Fisk, the third one. Her character's name was not Kyle, it's Ashley. Yeah. Is that AI?

SPEAKER_02 33:54

Is this are we saying the limit of oh, that's just correctly.

SPEAKER_01 33:57

That's that's weird. We're just a liar.

SPEAKER_02 33:58

We'd we'd that's pot GPT.

SPEAKER_01 34:02

What happens if you had a what if you had an AI? Don't be sore, huh? You're like, okay, I'm gonna ask you questions, but I want you to act like you're really stoned.

SPEAKER_02 34:08

Wait, what'd you what'd you ask me to do?

SPEAKER_01 34:11

Like, give me all of the wrong answers. Colin Hanks. Uh let's go get lit and jump off the roof of my house. Uh Colin Hanks plays Sean! Uh Sean House Bunny, nobody Sean Brundleman. Who are you? Shane Helps. Shane Brunder.

SPEAKER_02 34:29

Brainder, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:30

Shane Brainerd's transcript. Guys, I got into Stanford.

SPEAKER_00 34:35

And it's Fran Crane.

SPEAKER_01 34:37

Cabin in the woods. Uh the house bunny. Oh.

FUN Facts

SPEAKER_00 34:40

Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 34:42

I dropped my water. Can we pause for one whole second?

SPEAKER_00 34:47

Sean. Oh, just let it go, man. Thank you, though. I'll edit it out. Oh no. The water fell down. Oh, it's not that bad. It's just water. You're doing great. How are you feeling?

SPEAKER_02 34:58

Oh, I'm alright.

SPEAKER_01 35:00

You're doing awful.

SPEAKER_00 35:01

Oh man, I knew it. Yeah, don't let me interrupt you or blah blah. Like, please interrupt me if I go on too long. Blah, blah, blah. That's the that's the sauce. That's the only thing.

SPEAKER_01 35:12

The only note I'll give you is think a little harder. But stop overthinking. Stop overthinking. Oh, okay. Yeah, no, that's easy.

SPEAKER_00 35:19

Got it! I got it! I got it. Just do Colin Hanks again.

SPEAKER_01 35:25

Colin Hanks plays Sean. The house bun. Sean. Sean Brundelman. The house bunny. Nobody too untraceable. Jack Black plays Lance, the holiday, Tropic Thunder, the cable guy. They're both in um Chamanji. Uh Shyler Fisk. Oh yeah. What's her character name again?

SPEAKER_00 35:44

Ashley.

SPEAKER_01 35:44

Okay. Shyler Fisk plays Ashley, the best of me, Restless, Snow Day, another Nepo baby. Catherine O'Hara, R. I. R. One of the best. Cindy, Monster House, Dick Tracy, and Best in Show. Listen to our best in show episode with the great Sarah Coates. John Lithgau plays Bud. He's an Interstellar.

SPEAKER_00 36:08

I believe so. I've never seen the movie.

SPEAKER_01 36:10

You've never seen Interstellar?

SPEAKER_00 36:12

I've never seen Interstellar.

SPEAKER_01 36:13

Do we have three hours we could pause? Yeah, hold on, pause.

SPEAKER_00 36:16

This is a common reaction to that.

SPEAKER_01 36:18

We're back. We just watch Interstellar. So what'd you think?

SPEAKER_00 36:20

We had a Conclave. I don't think it went well. Oh, he is.

SPEAKER_01 36:24

He's his um he's his uh father-in-law who watches the kids. Okay, we've we got there.

SPEAKER_03 36:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 36:31

Conclave, which is phenomenal. Uh, and Johnny Skidmarks. What is what AI shit is that?

SPEAKER_00 36:39

It's just raising Kane this thing.

SPEAKER_02 36:41

This is John Lithgow's Mount Rushmore right here.

SPEAKER_00 36:44

These are his We're gonna leave it on a cliffhanger.

SPEAKER_01 36:46

Interstellar misspelled, Conclave and Johnny Skidmarks.

SPEAKER_00 36:51

Interstellar.

SPEAKER_01 36:52

Interstellar.

SPEAKER_00 36:53

Tom Skirt stars in it with Aurori Dean Stanion.

SPEAKER_01 36:56

Dean Stanyan. Uh Brett Harrison plays Lonnie, hero mode, Deal, cost of living. Kyle Howard plays Arlo, Baby Geniuses. A movie I never want to watch again. House Arrest and Skeletons. RJ Noel plays Chad, Crimson Tide, good movie. Major Pain, good movie. Devil in a Blue Dress. Good movie. Mike White plays Mr. Burke, Zombieland, uh Gentleman Broncos, and the D train. The amount of these movies I've not heard of. Lily Tomlin, the best, the greatest. Uh Charlotte plays uh in from 9 to 5, the player 80 for Brady.

SPEAKER_00 37:34

Real quick note about Mike White. Also from Survivor.

SPEAKER_02 37:38

Oh, that's right. He wasn't.

SPEAKER_00 37:40

And he's like fucking ripped. He's also like a very I've ran into him randomly a couple few times. He's such a nice guy. Isn't he really sweet?

SPEAKER_01 37:46

Did I make up he's back on Survivor for the 50th?

SPEAKER_00 37:49

I don't think you are making that up. I think that's accurate. Well, it's time for fun facts like that one, Matt.

SPEAKER_02 37:55

Fun facts. Oh, this is always my favorite part. Well, let's see. Well, this is another comedy with a stacked cast. It has such a stacked cast. Where how where did it where'd they all come from? Yeah. So, including in no particular order, Kevin Klein, Jane Adams, Ben Stiller, Harold Ramis, Gary Marshall, Lizzie Kaplan shows up. We just yeah. Leslie Mann, Nat Faxen, and the former host of the short-lived Chevy Chase show. I don't know what his name was.

SPEAKER_01 38:23

That show sucked. Was it as bad as the Dana Carvey show?

SPEAKER_00 38:27

No, Dana Carvey show was kind of like a lot of things. Thank you, Matt.

SPEAKER_01 38:31

I know I'm just have you seen the clip of Matt and I are both ready. Whoa. Have you seen the clip that's a bit more? Interstellar was one thing. Have you seen the clip that's like an advertisement for a very emotional episode of Home Improvement? Where he's like, I don't want to die, Dad. He's like, watch this very emotional home improvement episode followed by the Diet Mug Root Beer presentation that we should card.

SPEAKER_02 38:50

That was right, because every episode was sponsored by a different like Pepsi product. The mug root beer, Danny Car. There's the Diet Mug Root Beer. Yeah, they couldn't even get the full sugar mug root beer to sponsor the show.

SPEAKER_01 39:02

You want the boba and the hookah, damn it. You gotta have all three. It's all about hookah,

Brought To You By

SPEAKER_01 39:11

the sugar, the boba.

SPEAKER_02 39:14

Uh in this movie, every copy of Sean's book that you see, the manuscript, is actually a copy of the movie script that they're holding. Do you think they read off of it? Like, I don't know my lines.

SPEAKER_01 39:24

I'm just gonna It's weird though, because like a book is not formatted like a screenplay. So if they ever accidentally got it.

SPEAKER_02 39:30

If they showed it on camera, it was if you watched the Blu-ray, the shelf help episode of Orange County, you would see it. Uh Jack Black and writer Mike, Mike White, speaking of, were neighbors as this was being written. And Mike White wrote the part of Lance specifically for Jack Black. Surprisingly, the role of Lance includes very little improvisation. I would not have guessed that. It did feel like a lot of Jack Black just riffing. Notably, though, Lance removing his socks before jumping in the pool was improvised. And that is a great moment.

SPEAKER_01 40:00

It's so good. It's so funny.

SPEAKER_02 40:02

And then he does little the little Luigi and Mario 2 jump into the Sean!

SPEAKER_01 40:07

Sean! Oh no, Mexico little buddy.

SPEAKER_02 40:11

Justin Long was also considered for the role of Sean. I could see that. I could totally see that. Colin Hanks, who eventually got the role, was 25 years old playing 17.

SPEAKER_01 40:21

I will say I think Justin Long maybe at this time, because I think of like Galaxy Quests, I think he may be a little too nerdy for Sean.

SPEAKER_02 40:30

He's not supposed to be a surfer kid who became an aspiring writer. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:33

And that's the thing. I get the aspiring writer kid with the Colin Hanks thing. I don't as much get the surfer kid. Well, they spike his hair up a little bit. Did you catch me? Maybe I didn't pick that up. I always when he's when his hair is pushed back.

SPEAKER_02 40:46

It's not it's pushed back.

SPEAKER_00 40:47

He has it pushed back.

SPEAKER_02 40:49

He used to be a real piece of shit.

SPEAKER_00 40:50

It seems like it.

SPEAKER_01 40:51

I just I just think the baby thinks that people can't change. Let him hold it.

SPEAKER_02 40:55

The baby looked at me. Um and then, oh, this is a this is real movie magic stuff here. None of this movie was filmed in Orange County.

SPEAKER_01 41:06

Whoa. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_02 41:08

The movie is called Orange County.

SPEAKER_00 41:11

Is that allowed? Are they allowed in?

SPEAKER_01 41:12

Just so you know, none of Interstellar filmed in Interstellar Space.

SPEAKER_02 41:16

None of it was filmed in Interstellar Space. It was not filmed in Tal City or wherever it was.

SPEAKER_01 41:20

Uh Matt, uh, would you like to give a without looking? Don't look at it. Would you like to give a shot at your own log line or would you like to read it straight from the You know what?

SPEAKER_02 41:28

I'll I'll give it a shot. I feel like

Cinephile Round

SPEAKER_02 41:30

I'm zero for two in past experiences.

SPEAKER_01 41:32

Well, that's why we give people the option now.

SPEAKER_02 41:34

I do appreciate the chance for a redemption. Um I'm gonna give it a shot, okay? Uh you tell me how close I am. I'm gonna say former surfer kid and now aspiring writer suffers a transcript mishap and has to go through great lengths enlisting family and friends to write the wrong to get into the school of his dreams. How close was I think? So much better.

SPEAKER_01 41:58

Yeah, because that actually explains the problem of the movie. Like the the the actual log line is a guidance counselor mistakenly sends out the wrong transcripts to Stanford University under the name of an overachieving high schooler.

SPEAKER_00 42:10

What? Okay, so now what?

SPEAKER_01 42:11

Was that AI?

SPEAKER_02 42:13

I feel like that's missing most of the yours was way, way, way better. Can we way better replace it with I mean, I I I don't like to talk myself up, but I do think mine was better.

SPEAKER_00 42:23

I had to triple check this that that actually was the log line.

SPEAKER_01 42:27

Triple like a triumvirant? Like the triumvirant. Which we have to take a break.

First & Current Experiences

SPEAKER_00 42:32

We'll be back after this and we will play Chinophile. Another file? Chinophile! Alright.

SPEAKER_01 42:39

We're playing with some pocket.

SPEAKER_00 42:40

Circulant Chinese meal.

SPEAKER_01 42:45

Something had to be. Uh this is fine. But I do think like, especially after seeing Project Hill Mary, I'm like, oh, they now have so much clout because of Spider-Verse. That movie also just made how much? Yeah, I mean, they now have even more.

SPEAKER_00 43:04

Is Project Hill Mary Sony?

SPEAKER_01 43:07

No, it's Amazon, MGM.

SPEAKER_00 43:09

Oh, that's right. That's right. I really don't know.

SPEAKER_01 43:15

You don't like tech companies making movies?

SPEAKER_00 43:17

I was pretty on board for Craig. I know. I was pretty on board for Craig being Bond. I'm not at all for there being a six foot seven Bond.

SPEAKER_01 43:26

How would you Okay, here's who I'm now on for Bond. Riz Ahmed.

SPEAKER_00 43:31

I know he's campaigning for it really hard.

SPEAKER_01 43:34

I like him.

SPEAKER_00 43:35

I I I don't doubt his abilities. I haven't seen Sound of Metal. I would be excited to see what he does with it because he is a talented actor, there's no question. And that's the thing that trumps every Triumvirance.

SPEAKER_01 43:48

Let's just use triumvirence everything that clears everything else.

SPEAKER_00 43:51

Yeah, sure. But like I still want Dan Stevens.

SPEAKER_01 43:54

Oh, sure. It was Dan Stevens. I would have liked a younger Dan Stevens, but yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:59

I think he could still. Do three movies or so without a problem.

SPEAKER_01 44:02

Did you say who's Dan Stevens? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:03

Have you seen Abigail?

SPEAKER_01 44:04

He's seen all the Godzilla movies. He's the like Godzilla, he's the vet for King for Kong. He's like the British vet in the Hawaiian shirt. In the newest Adam Wingard one? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:15

Yeah. He's in a movie called The Guest. Did you watch Downton Abigail?

SPEAKER_01 44:18

We watched Abigail, the like vampire girl. He's in that. He's one of the assassins. Who ends up becoming the vampire at the end, and they spoilers.

SPEAKER_00 44:28

He's really good.

SPEAKER_01 44:28

Remember, he becomes like the main bad guy at the end. And that movie was surprisingly good.

SPEAKER_00 44:32

I really liked it.

SPEAKER_01 44:33

And that's the same people who did Ready or Not, right? I believe so. And they're doing the next Praise Razor Mummy.

SPEAKER_02 44:40

Have you seen Ready or Not too?

SPEAKER_01 44:42

I have not yet. Same. I would like to. I hear it's not as good as the first one.

SPEAKER_00 44:46

Same.

SPEAKER_01 44:47

Um the first one to me was also a movie that surprised me and how much I enjoyed it. And I'm yeah, I'd be concerned with the sequel of them being like, let's give, let's lean harder into that. And you're like, well, that's less surprising. But we'll I'll see it.

SPEAKER_00 45:02

Uh hey everyone. We're back. The Triumvirant has reassembled, reconvened.

SPEAKER_01 45:08

I think that's right.

SPEAKER_00 45:09

Any is any and all are fine. But you're you're in a good place, everyone. We're gonna play Cinephile. Can I explain it? Please. I get so excited because I don't get to do it very much. We're gonna play a round of Cinephile. I'm going to extend some cards to Matt. Matt is gonna take a card that'll have a picture, a depiction of an actor, that actor's name, a movie they've been in. That's Matt's freebie. It's then going to go to Ben. He'll say the name of a movie that person was in, then me. The first person who cannot will explain their first experience briefly with this movie and their current experience briefly with this movie. You know, briefly-ish. We don't get to see each other a lot. We see each other. Brevity is the soul of titters.

SPEAKER_02 45:51

You know, I might as well just start. What? I might as well just start talking about my first experience because I have the worst track record with this. It's like, I feel like I could play this game normally, but you put a microphone in front of me and it's like, has Robert De Niro been in any other movies? I can't think of anything other than Joker. I just hide and seek.

SPEAKER_00 46:09

That was it.

SPEAKER_02 46:09

Alright, let's see how this goes. All right, we got Robert De Niro. Oh man. We got Jake Gyllenhaal. Okay. We got Jake Gyllenhaal, and the freebie is Nightcrawler.

SPEAKER_01 46:20

I'm gonna go Donnie Darko. We've done this. Source code.

SPEAKER_02 46:26

Uh Zodiac. Was he in that?

SPEAKER_00 46:28

He was. Uh I'm gonna say enemy. Spider-Man No Way Home.

SPEAKER_02 46:34

Um, I'm going to go um Yeah, no. I could name you 30 Jake Jill and Hall movies outside of the context of this, but I just I my brain draws a blank.

SPEAKER_01 46:48

Yeah. Didn't you see The Bride very recently?

SPEAKER_02 46:50

I saw The Bride very recently. I saw the bride like two weeks ago. Yeah. Directed by his sister, and he's in that. Yeah. I could have. I'm just telling you, man. I don't know what happens to my brain when it comes to this game.

SPEAKER_01 47:00

It's pressure. It happens to all of us.

SPEAKER_00 47:02

We did draw this not that long ago, as Ben had said, and I said spider when I was thinking of enemy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:09

He said spider. And I took a second, I went, Do you mean enemy? Nope.

SPEAKER_02 47:13

No, I meant spider.

SPEAKER_00 47:14

Did any of us say Donnie Darko?

SPEAKER_02 47:17

He said Donnie Darko. Okay, yeah. Which was my ace in the hole when I saw this. I'm like, all right, I'm gonna say Donnie Darko. I'm gonna keep this going several rounds. And then he said it. I'm like, ah man.

SPEAKER_01 47:23

I had a couple more in the in the back chamber, but let's October Sky was my last one.

SPEAKER_00 47:28

I had nothing else.

SPEAKER_01 47:29

I had uh Jarhead. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:32

And uh he's been in so many movies. I don't know why. I just can't.

SPEAKER_01 47:36

Matthew, tell us about Orange County.

SPEAKER_02 47:39

Well, you know, I I was trying, I we mentioned this yesterday as we rewatched this. Uh was this the first movie you and I saw together in theaters?

SPEAKER_01 47:46

Yeah, I can't remember that far back.

SPEAKER_02 47:48

I can't like there's that's that's pretty deep, but I think this, if not the first, this is one of the first movies you and I saw together in theaters.

SPEAKER_01 47:55

It's very possible, yeah. We're going deep into the annals, though.

SPEAKER_02 47:58

Yeah, we're deep because we had seen Sarah Saving Silverman, I think, on VHS. Another Jack Black classic. Another Jack Black classic, and we're like, oh, you know, we we gotta go see this one. And there was a huge marketing blitz at the time. That's what I remember is MTV. I would watch a lot of MTV because I was a cool kid. I watched music videos, I watched cribs.

SPEAKER_01 48:20

You know someone's cool when they have a cool cool.

SPEAKER_00 48:23

That's how you know they're cool. Yeah. That's I watched rock and jock. I did. I watched the real world.

SPEAKER_02 48:30

I did watch TRL every day. That was like a thing for me.

SPEAKER_00 48:33

Sure. But um not to be corn.

SPEAKER_02 48:36

But there was a huge marketing blitz for it, and I remember. Um, and I remember like that Foo Fighter song that's on the soundtrack, the one that was everywhere at the time. And yeah, I remember I remember seeing the movie in theaters, and I remember this was another one, much like we talked about on the like the Big Lobos uh Big Lebowski episode, where after you and I saw this, this kind of became our vocabulary, the quotes in this movie for just months at his maybe our whole sophomore year of high school. Yeah. Just pretty much just quoting this movie at each other across like a crowded lunch cafeteria.

SPEAKER_01 49:04

And it wasn't just us. I feel like it was no, it's like everybody. It was like huge in our like like it just was huge in our generation.

SPEAKER_02 49:09

People were just it was like a whole lexicon sprang forth for our graduating class in this movie. It was which is another thing. Like, do kids have that experience now?

SPEAKER_01 49:17

You want me to get naked and start the revolution?

SPEAKER_02 49:19

Start the revolution? I'll take that it's a maybe.

SPEAKER_00 49:22

I heard your cousin's friends with Britney Spears.

SPEAKER_02 49:25

Uh best friends.

SPEAKER_00 49:26

Boundown. So I love the foley and the audio stings through this movie. It's so gorgeous.

SPEAKER_01 49:33

I knew you were a big butterfly fan.

SPEAKER_02 49:35

Yeah, which is good because they play it not once, three times, not twice, thrice, the triumvirant of butterfly in this movie. But um, yeah, I just remember I remember seeing it in theaters and I remember quoting it endlessly. I remember laughing nonstop. Um, and yeah, I I I So you would have given it how many? I'd say five. At the time, I think I would have given it like four surfboards out of five surfboards.

SPEAKER_01 50:00

Okay. Now we just rewatched this. We rented this movie from Be Kind Video.

SPEAKER_02 50:04

Be Kind Video.

SPEAKER_01 50:05

Not a sponsor. Nice.

SPEAKER_00 50:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 50:06

But a great place to go. Anytime I'm in Burbank, California. Be kind video.

SPEAKER_01 50:11

Did they have a Blu-ray? They unfortunately did not. That's what we are looking for.

SPEAKER_02 50:15

Which I would love to watch it on Blu-ray. Um, but yeah, re-watched it. And um I I expected it to be a time capsule, and it was. We talked about that. It's very of its time in some ways, especially the three butterfly uh sequences, but and the clothes and everything, you know, 2000s was a weird time for all of us. But I I was surprised by how well the writing holds up. And of course we know Mike White now, yeah. You know, White Lotus and everything, but you know, there's a real heart to it. There's a real, you know, the themes of like you're, you know, breaking not feeling like you don't fit in your hometown, but realizing it's where, you know, it's what made you. Um I do you do you do half star?

SPEAKER_01 50:55

Is this a half star kind of pod? You can you can do more than a half star. You can do the uh quarter star.

SPEAKER_02 51:01

We can get fractional. Well, I'm I'm not gonna go crazy. Oh, me personally.

SPEAKER_01 51:04

Just quarter. You can do quarter.

SPEAKER_02 51:05

Is this like a third timer kind of thing? Like you've unlocked.

SPEAKER_01 51:07

It's an SNL third time. You know, especially. Do I get a jacket? We let guests do uh it's our liberty rule. You can do quarter uh rating system.

SPEAKER_00 51:16

You don't get a smoking jacket, but you can smoke. Maybe my fifth time.

SPEAKER_02 51:19

That's what opens up on the third time. Well, that's fair. I mean, that's that's why I brought the hookah filled with boba tea.

SPEAKER_00 51:24

Smokers welcome.

SPEAKER_01 51:25

Yeah. What if we were just doing this whole podcast while smoking hookah?

SPEAKER_02 51:29

Just a whole time. Just you hear the bubbling of the hookah, um but yeah, I mean, just like the writing, like every I was and the cast, I mean, some of the performances, especially, like some amaz just out of nowhere, just amazing Kevin Klein just and John Lithgow, eat your face, you know, just so good. And I think I would give it three and I'm I'm tearing three and a half or four big old hats that go bew.

SPEAKER_00 51:54

Let's say three point seven five. You want to go to the show.

SPEAKER_02 51:58

If I've earned that kind of fractional increment, then I'm gonna say 3.75, big old hats will go bew.

SPEAKER_00 52:04

Great. That delivery is so gorgeous. And he's never talking to the hand.

SPEAKER_01 52:13

Were you when you watch that, where you're like, is this what it feels like to drive with me?

SPEAKER_02 52:18

But with drip into visine in his eyes.

SPEAKER_01 52:22

He's never looking at the road.

SPEAKER_02 52:24

He never once looks at the road.

SPEAKER_00 52:25

He's just like cigarette. Yeah. As much as he vamps between loser and talk to the hand, you just go forever.

SPEAKER_01 52:40

It's amazing.

SPEAKER_02 52:42

And they're just like, he's just describing like a store on like a just like any like outlet mall, big dog like shirt, like loser. Like no fear. Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood, like the shops that are open.

SPEAKER_01 52:55

I have ideas. Uh I, you know, I was I I don't have a better, like, I feel like everything Matt said is the same for me, is like that's remember I the last time I remember watching this movie was in your dad's apartment in Samamish, Washington in whatever time early 2000s that was. That was the last time I remember ever watching this movie.

SPEAKER_02 53:13

Because we did watch it on DVD, I think, a bunch. Yeah. I don't know if we owned it and Stimson stole that one as well, but I remember that.

SPEAKER_01 53:19

It's possible. Um, I stole this shirt from Frank. Uh but I I I've always spoken highly of this movie, and uh I, you know, seen the trajectory of Mike White go to school of rock, which is so great. And then uh I love White Lotus, and and I think it's so cool to like track this person's uh career and and uh No Despicable E4 mention though. I haven't seen it.

SPEAKER_00 53:45

I haven't seen that one either.

SPEAKER_01 53:46

It's a good time. It's on my bucket list.

SPEAKER_02 53:47

It better be. Once you cross that one off, you're good to go.

SPEAKER_00 53:51

The white, the Mike White cinema with with having only seen the first one, I guarantee you the fourth one's the best. Never seen it.

SPEAKER_02 54:00

Does minions because there's a minion standalone, right? Does that count? Yeah, that's a different thing, right?

SPEAKER_00 54:04

That's a whole other that's the little ba all the little yellow guys.

SPEAKER_01 54:07

Now, are they gonna be in Avengers Doomsday? Do I need to see Despicable Me 4 to understand?

SPEAKER_00 54:13

How many crossovers, how many properties can we get in here?

SPEAKER_01 54:17

But I so I I was back then, I think uh because of how much this movie like meant to me, and I think again, I was telling Jess Jess hasn't seen it, but I was like, oh, I think it's gonna have very like um like it's gonna be very it spoke to me, right? It's very like young, white book, 15-year-old suburban centric.

SPEAKER_02 54:38

Well, you kind of had this trajectory where you were an artsy sort and the suburban area that wanted to.

SPEAKER_01 54:43

Yeah, sure. But I mean, you know what I mean? Like that's and so I was like, so back then I would have given it four and a half. It would it it meant it meant a lot to me. Um, and I was a little concerned going into watching this because I was like, am I gonna feel sort of the way that I feel now when I when I recent were uh fairly recently like revisited Garden State, where I was like, ooh, is this like too much of like I main character syndrome?

SPEAKER_02 55:11

Mary sued your way in.

SPEAKER_01 55:14

And I was actually pleasantly surprised where I felt like the movie gives a lot of agency to the female characters, and that it's not all woe is me, pity me, I'm so sad, even though I'm a rich white kid.

Start The Movie (Conversation)

SPEAKER_01 55:27

Uh and and I feel like where the movie comes to is is is, you know, we were saying, like spoilers, we were saying we're like, wouldn't they want him to go to Stanford for like so many reasons? For his family and friends not to want him to do, you know, just like as a career uh trajectory. But you know, regardless of it.

SPEAKER_00 55:45

They're very selfish people, yeah. Yeah, but like, and they I think they only think in the now.

SPEAKER_01 55:50

I don't really yeah, uh, but I was pleasantly surprised. I think the the writing, like Matt was saying, thematically everything uh ties together and like they're all connected in in nothing feels out of place, even like the B plots feel meaningful to the to the story. Um, so I'm sitting currently uh I'm sitting at four butterflies. Come come come my lady, you're mashukata, honey, baby. Come my lady, come, come my lady.

SPEAKER_02 56:19

Sorry, gotta do the whole dance that they do.

SPEAKER_00 56:21

Get the finger going.

SPEAKER_01 56:22

The choreographed dance that everyone knows in this movie except for Sean Brumder.

SPEAKER_00 56:27

I feel like this movie now this is 42 years after I got out of high school. 42 movie comes out. 42 is also the answer to life.

SPEAKER_02 56:37

The universe and everything.

SPEAKER_00 56:38

Don't forget to ring a towel. There is something about this movie that I think captures the youth experience, especially when you're just like bombarded with whatever level of like culture like where butterfly is just like I can't escape it. Like the high school, the college, anywhere I go. Expectation outside pressure. And anywhere I go, people are the same. Whether I leave home or not, people are the same. And I will say too, in terms of excellence in casting, because my my one thing is like, I don't know if you can get a perfect Sean Brumder. Like, I wasn't acting at this point, and I had aged out of it.

SPEAKER_02 57:22

Well, you were yeah, this is 42 years after.

SPEAKER_00 57:24

Yeah, yeah. So I was in my 60s, but but only my 60s at that point. But you know, Colin Hanks does an admirable job, but that's a really difficult part. And Jack Black is amazing, Catherine O'Hare is amazing. Kevin Klein playing Marcus Skinner, instant respect. Oh, yeah, yeah. As a young person watching movies and my family giving their input on things, this guy's one of the really good ones, and I totally agree with that still to this day. I just re-watched In N Out too long ago.

SPEAKER_03 57:59

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 57:59

Still mostly holds up, like pretty fucking solid movie. Way to go, Frank Oz. So I saw this movie right after it came out on DVD, loved it, bought it. I think I bought it without seeing it first, which was very rare for me. I think I've only done that a handful of times in life. Yeah, just based on like all these people being involved in what some people I think were saying, and just loved it. Got it on Blu-ray at a point. I don't know how many times I watched this in the first eight years or so was available. And it was like four and a half piss cups for me. Like where there's just a couple things, there's a uh night n day for night, night for where there's certain and it's like pretty rough.

SPEAKER_02 58:43

Ben pointed that out when we're watching it.

SPEAKER_00 58:44

That's pretty rough. A lot of the CG, like the CG fire and stuff, is like good. Like a lot of the little touches of CG work really well in the waves, yeah. And this is arguably one of the more grounded movies we've ever done. That's the big thing that I walk away from with this, where I'm like, man, this feels so real, the way that people are just like irrational, or how like trying to control people, and how that's just really an illusion. Just like the big thing for him is just like, take the ride, man. You've got plenty, as Kevin Klein says, to write about.

SPEAKER_02 59:19

That's the grist for the mill. Yeah, that's everything right now.

SPEAKER_00 59:21

Also, dude, way to put it. It's also just it's shot so well outside of the day for night thing. I love some of the intentional, like canted shots and dollies and Dutches, and yeah, the Dutch.

SPEAKER_02 59:34

We were we were look uh marveling at the Dutches or something like that.

SPEAKER_00 59:36

It's lit beautifully. I love the soundtrack. I'm still at four and a half piss cuffs. I think this movie and the quotability, I've been trying to not pile on too much with that because I could do that too. Oh, please. But I still say like I was playing basketball too not not too long ago, and you're supposed to say, I'm playing 21, you're supposed to say everybody's score before you shoot a free throw, and you know, I'm like uh six seven. Oh, that is my height, that is me. Like I still Joe, I I run from the flames. Like just took my pants off. I run fast. You love him, he loves you. Now get in the Bronco when he's doing like a Cyrano de Bergerac moment at that time, yeah, it's so great that like this character that like has been like a fuck up the entire that's like his redemption moment. And it's so beautiful.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:27

Or when he's doing legend, dude. Or when he oh no, yeah, when he's telling him tell her you're sorry.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:32

Like just admit that you were wrong, be the bigger person, and like let's fucking go.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:38

I think that like again speaks to where I was like, oh, this movie's actually more emotionally mature than I remember.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:45

Yeah. Well, there were a lot of kind of throwaway teen comedies around that time, and I feel like this sort of got lumped into it. And I think maybe MTV kind of wanted it to, but I think it does have that sort of it does have a more grounded kind of.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:55

It's way more grounded. You're right, it's way more grounded and emotionally mature than almost most of the teen comedies that came out in that time frame. For sure.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:03

Matt had mentioned something off mic of seeing like Batman and Robin and being like, Well, I'm a grown-up now. Fuck this. Like, watch that movie. This movie, I had teachers that were similar to like, yes, William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Leonardo DiCaprio, Chuck a lot, Demolition Man, Waterworld, Water World.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:24

Listen to our water world.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:26

Like sometimes, depending on the room, and never is this really the case, but sometimes you're like, why am I smarter than this adulterer at that time? And those people still exist. So there's a level of validation that I feel like I got from this movie of like, these are all kind of per like Tanya is a personality that exists. Oh, yeah. Skylar Ashley, all I've known a few Jack Black.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:49

I feel like I feel like Ta Tanya I feel like Tanya were so many people we went to high school with.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:54

Yeah, we went to school with a lot of Tanyas. I mean, and we had a lot of those teachers, and we had a lot of yeah, yeah. I do I do think just yeah, this that feeling of not or feeling like you don't really belong in your surroundings, or feeling like correct, it's very awkward.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:07

And I almost did this as fingers, because it never if I have a breath in my body will you get into Stanford. Watch your fingers. Watch your fingers. Masterful timing. Masterful. We uh so good.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:21

Is that Gary Marshall? Did we figure out that's who that was? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:24

And last thing I'll say, yeah, I watched this on Pluto, way too many commercials. Presentation was very good.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:29

Okay. Pluto. Um, all right, four and a half, four, and a three and a half.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:34

Oh, three and three point seven.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:36

Three point seven five. We have a lot to talk about. Let's get to starting the movie. Let's start that movie.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:42

A movie with narration that you like. And I like I the there's so much about Colin Hanks in this movie that works. There's some things that again, like I was saying, Matt, his hair was spiked, you know, and it's just like, yeah. Clearly, he's a surfer kid because his hair is.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:58

We were saying though, he does this, he does a similar, like he freaks out well like his father.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:02

He has the exact second gear as Tom Hanks when he hits that neurotic gear. Lance, there's no crying in baseball. Yeah, which is exactly like because you're a moron.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:12

Yeah, he that's what you do after high school. He does.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:15

He has that same he has a relatability to it. Like, I feel like at the times that I was uh allowed to, or when I could keep my shit together and do it at a higher level, that was how I crashed out at that age.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:27

Yeah. But we see him discover this book on the beach uh straitjacket, and uh it's uh he's telling the story, right? He's writing this letter um about how it like changed his life and he read to the author 50 times. Yeah, 50 times in a summer. Um, and it like changed and it just he decided that he put the hair down. It took the hair from up to a really bad bowl cut um of its two.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:49

Dude, the haircuts in this movie, I and I like that they are kind of like real to life. I mean, the guy who's had a lot of bad fucking haircuts.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:56

The 2000s were a horrible time for fashion. It's oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:00

It's really good we didn't have ample like digital cameras at the time. Because like my bleach tips and spiky, and yeah, that would have been a terrible thing to read. I do remember your quicksilver visor.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:12

Buddy. I'm gonna just let you guys go shells. You two sound like something I would have aspired to, so I'm just let y'all go. Uh we would have fit in nicely in the background in this movie.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:22

We would have been good background characters in this movie. Yeah, we would have been in that in the quad where they're the weird architecture of that school and they filmed us at.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:29

Is that a library or a city? We looked it up, it's in Pomona.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:32

They do a really oh it was in Orange County. They do a really good job of uh getting it to feel like the school you can.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:38

It's a real it's a real high school in Pomona.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:41

Oh, is it? Okay, that was. Oh, probably, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:45

I mean, for sure.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:45

It's like a I mean maybe it was in demolition, man. Who knows?

SPEAKER_00 1:04:47

Right, but like what what you're saying, Matt, makes sense where it's like it it has something about it that's so specific but generic. Yeah. Like, I guess is like we could name almost any movie that takes place in the general SoCal area, and it makes sense.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:02

Yeah, it it it yeah, it doesn't yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:07

Where did they film Power Rangers? That had a pretty unique look in high school, right?

SPEAKER_00 1:05:10

E X E Japan. Oh, most of it was yeah, footage that was shot in Japan.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:14

I don't know what the live But no, like the live, you know, the American kids in California. Well, they were definitely Southern California.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:21

Yeah, it was Southern California.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:22

Yeah, you can tell you.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:24

Southern California is so recognizable when you see those hills in the background and you're like, well, that's there's only one place that looks like not France.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:31

When you when you watch Halloween or Nightmare on Elm Street and it's supposed to be in like Ohio or like Illinois, and it's like, oh shit, Pasadena. It's so definable.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:41

I think there's a voodoo donuts in the background.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:43

Yeah, it seems like they probably shot because when we see his house life, it feels like this is maybe uh anywhere suburb Southern California, obviously not Orange County, but like it could be anywhere.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:53

Uh it all I think to its strength. I think it's I think that's what the movie's trying to do is just be like, hey, everybody. Everybody's families are difficult. Everybody's families are weird. Every place is kind of like the other place. Look, man, you can go to college or you can stay. It's not about that. Your trajectory is about you.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:13

Yeah, and it's I mean, and his thing is he thinks he needs to escape the people around him. Right. Because he feels like they are pulling him down. And I think thematically the movie ends up going to actually they're they're pushing you up.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:27

Yeah. Yeah. They're giving him material and and context. Lonnie passing away, clearly, also. This was part of the the process of him losing one of his best friends.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:38

I miss Lonnie too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:40

Hey, me too. Righteous. Hey, me too. Well, and that that moment has one of the stingers of the wee wee wee wee. And it does these stingers, like with straight jacket of Kevin Klein's voice, like he has that such specific read me. They use that folio, those audio stings so well.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:01

Yeah. The the funeral for Lonnie, though, everyone they're all wearing like beach attire. It that is black.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:07

But yeah, black.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:08

Girls have bikinis, black bikinis.

unknown 1:07:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:11

That's how I assume that goes when a surfer dies, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:14

Yeah, it was like very casual. It was very uh when when did the television show The OCD?

SPEAKER_02 1:07:19

See, we were talking about this. This was right after this. It's right after this. And Colin Hanks was in that as well.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:24

This had a lot of I didn't know that. This had must have had a lot of influence. Also does anybody else get the feeling that the book is the movie is the movie, is the book, is the book, is the movie?

SPEAKER_02 1:07:34

Like you mean straight jacket? Yeah. The book is.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:37

Because it I mean it contains the movie, right? But I think like the part of the narration is like are are we experiencing the adaptation of the book as we're watching the movie? Interesting.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:49

I hadn't thought about that. But it is interesting to consider because like it's I think it's we don't get an idea of what straight jacket's about other than it being a coming of age story and and capturing what it means to be a high schooler.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:00

Yeah, and his family, like the characters. Like it's Kevin Klein mentions That's just so sad. Yeah, the characters more than anything else. And that's what we experienced.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:09

Matt had a great second title for this movie, which is Once We Meet His Mom, what what would be a good title for this movie?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:16

Well, um well, I mean, this is kind of like jumping to the end, but uh it everything kind of ends in this neatly tied boat, and then if you remember the character where uh Catherine O'Hara's husband, what about Bob?

SPEAKER_01 1:08:30

What about hey everybody? Welcome back.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:33

Oh, when his head gets hit, and what you're doing to that poor old man.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:38

He's just banging on the door like Frankenstein. Pills!

SPEAKER_01 1:08:40

Pills! Mom, is Bob is Bob okay? Bob's bleeding. Did you give Bob his pills? You gotta give Bob his pills! Pills!

SPEAKER_00 1:08:50

Pills! Pills, pills, pills, anyone that's seen wonder shows in with the Mike White, Jack Black, Ashley, all these people that are being introduced. And like you guys are saying, like, Bob, like, what about Bob? What about all these characters? Like, we kind of give a shit. Like, we're we're not really worried about like Kip or whatever, but it's like there when Harold Ramis is getting taken away, I'm like, I hope he ends up alright. Like, he got involuntarily the way he looks when he's coming down on it. RIP to a legend, he's so good. Yeah, he's gonna be a good one.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:21

He's grinding his teeth.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:23

And and does this feel 2002 to you guys? It cuts to the black. Oh, it's the white courier font. Yeah, cake is playing.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:32

The credit, we were just the moment the credits come up, we're like, there's that time capsule.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:36

Right. Time right, okay. So I'm not alone here. It's like literally I made for my senior year, I made a senior, I made a movie for my senior project in high school, and I feel like I used a very similar font. I think you did black, and I used a sublime song, which you know, but still like early in the month. Very 2000, like it just felt this feels iconic for this time period.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:59

I agree. I mean the soundtrack and the artists involved, or what this was at the time where I was like, well, I guess I'm supposed to listen to the Beach Boys to understand some of this, and some of this Brian Wilson stuff comes up in this movie, and it just fits so well coming of age California situation, and the mom that's so mad about the son leaving home that doesn't have to.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:26

I mean, and and uh Catherine O'Hara once again is just a babe, an amazing.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:33

I she's so hot in this movie. What is it? Just something about her, like, I don't fucking care. Like, level is very attractive. And her drunk.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:44

I can fix her.

unknown 1:10:45

Right?

SPEAKER_01 1:10:46

Her like drunkenness is so funny, but getting her head or something. The way she talks to the to Lupe? To Lupe.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:52

You did, you did, you took it, you took my palm pilot.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:57

You did palm pilot.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:59

There's another very 2002 reference.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:02

Immediately obsolete technology.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:04

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:05

Uh but Colin Hanks is so like respectful and nice to Lupe, like they're friends. Yeah, and he speaks Spanish, speaks uh some level of Spanish.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:12

And yeah, and he's like, I'm doubling your salary. Like, apparently he has this authority. I mean, it's Bob's money, so he's also like he's enriching the world around him, it seems. So like he's vital.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:25

Except for when he has his college he's told He becomes very selfish. When he when but when he's told you just apply to Stanford, these are really good numbers. And then when he goes, when he doesn't get into like the whole thing is like this that's what the movie is like he's like, he needs to get into Stanford, that's what he wants to do, that's where his favorite author writes or teaches, and like gotta get out of this place. And the whole the whole phone call to his brother. Oh my god. Like, Lance, Lance, did the mail come? What? The mail, Sean, Sean, pick up the phone. No, I am Sean. I'm Sean. Out, can you just go out? And the way that Jack Black's like, all right, but you owe me one, buddy. You owe me a buddy.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:04

And he stumbles back and knocks over a photo and is like, do I have to turn on your computer?

SPEAKER_02 1:12:12

No, just go outside.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:14

Okay. And does anybody notice when they're talking about Shakespeare that the cursive on the wall behind Mike White is absolutely horrible? It's not cursive. And some of it's like improper.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:29

It's very cursive trying to write curses.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:33

But he finds out he gets home and he gets the mail, and he I didn't get in.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:38

I didn't get in.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:39

I want to he goes into the second Hank's gear there.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:42

Right. I didn't get in. I want to mention too, there's this cut when he finds out the mail's there and he's gonna run home and he drops in like fucking Dark Man style, but like there's a swish noise and a cut, and it's like there's a level of style there that you can see that this guy's gonna be on a trajectory as a directory.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:00

Some of that has been people that juice flowing that will do something like Jumanji. Sure, like more adventure like some the pedigree of someone who created Indiana Jones or directed Indiana Jones.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:11

Well, he didn't direct it.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:12

Wrote or wrote Indiana Jones.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:14

Don't don't disrespect it.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:15

I shouldn't be talking about Indiana Jones with Ben here.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:18

So Bob gets a horrible head injury from like what seemed to be a pretty thick vase like breaking on his head. It's a very old dude.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:24

Do you think Bob and Darkman sound similarly? You do Dark Man, I'll do Bob. Ready? One, two, three.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:33

Sounded it sounded the exact same to me. Similar octane.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:36

Like, did they just use the Dark Man audio for Bob? Pills!

unknown 1:13:40

Pills!

SPEAKER_00 1:13:42

Kittle the fucking elephant! Katherine O'Hara finds out that you know her son didn't get into Stanford, and she is thrilled about it and like cannot really hide it.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:52

I gotta I gotta get out of here. And he's just I gotta get out of Orange County. I gotta get out of Orange County, and he's just freaking out. His two burnout friends, like, and like everything just makes him feel like he is better than this. And even his girlfriend, who is great. I think she's great. Oh, dude, she's so good to him. Um, and she looks so much like her mother.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:11

Oh yeah. Sissy space is her mother, by the way. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:14

This this whole movie is brought to you by Nepo Babies. Nepo babies, a foot in the door, and so much more.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:20

But he I like that he then has to like he he then is now going to figure out what happened and going to uh Lily Tomlin and just being like Oh my god, the whole like that's not my numbers. That's not me. That's Shane Brum, that's Shane Bram or whatever.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:34

Brainerd.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:35

She's like and the look on her face, like she just I like how she doesn't like there's no like big like notice. She's like, oh, she just kind of her eyes subtly shift.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:43

She's great.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:44

She's so good.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:44

Similar to what Chuck Norris says about Denzel Washington, her eyebrows don't move.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:48

She's her eyes don't put the tape over the eyebrows.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:51

She's master acting.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:52

When you see her like inside her head, like this is really bad.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:55

Oh, she does a fantastic job. And also the physicality in that moment, when he grabs her, fucking yeah, kick him. And when she does that, it's totally justified. Tone red. Running out screaming.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:07

And then we get our first butterfly. Which I'm so glad we get it.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:11

The first butterfly of the movie, which makes sense because these cheerleaders are cheerleaders. They're doing a choreographed dance.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:17

Well, true or false, there were songs in life there may still be that you feel like you cannot escape 100%.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:24

That song. It was that exact time. That's why it's so at the time, because like at school dances, which I went to, I went to all the school dances. I was a cool guy. We've established this with Megan Brainerd. Yeah. But but that song was inescapable at the time.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:39

Absolutely. And we were saying it's just a riff, it's a sampled red-hot chili pepper side. Well, yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:44

The big hook of that song is that guitar, which is just a sample of a red-hot chili pepper song.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:48

Because the the rap itself is pretty bad.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:50

There's not a lot going on there.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:52

Pretty bad? Matt, Matt, do you think it's pretty bad?

SPEAKER_02 1:15:57

I'd upgrade it to fairly bad. I'm not a wrestless.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:03

It's fucking terrible.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:04

It does, there is the line of nipple pierce in the first like stanza, which is a bold move, Cotton.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:14

Now, what kind of dog is this? Do you think these dogs know their special? Do you think they're doing the British voice for the other?

SPEAKER_01 1:16:19

Do you think if we put a little uh cigarette in his mouth, put a little pipe a little pipe and a little how you can solve crimes? Uh yeah, I don't know. Uh moving on. Um now we meet sh the dad. Yeah, so he has to go home to his very rich father and Leslie Mann, his hot younger uh wife. Have you been working out? You've been working out. You're really filled out. Who's getting it on with the gardener?

SPEAKER_00 1:16:43

Yeah, who's like what the flip fucking his leaf is. You come in with uh an insane offer, a new gymnasium. I come in with a low ball offer, a new medicine ball. I'm all his much younger brother, half brother.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:02

Oh yeah, and his pooty.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:04

Oh my pootie. And he delivers the news to his father, Dad, John Lithgow, I want to be a writer. A writer? You're not oppressed, you're not gay.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:16

Well, they're all poor, I'll tell you that.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:18

Which is a great line. John Grisham, Stephen King, three writers! Three writers and the history of Letter Tartar.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:25

John Lithgow is so good.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:27

He's so good. He's absolutely incredible. If you haven't seen Listener or the two of you, if you can stand like a wacky action movie, we just did Demolition Man recently. John Lithgow in Cliffhanger is something really special. He's so good in that movie. So Skylar Fisk Ashley rescues this insane dog that like tries to bite her face off and rips up what was my dream car at that time. That was your the I wanted a Nissan Sarah badly. And a first aid kit in it. It comes stock with a first aid kit. It came stock with a first aid kit.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:00

Because it's meant to be like an outdoorsy car.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:02

It claimed to be.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:04

I do I actually really like Lance's Bronco. Oh, dude, it's so sweet. Yeah. It's so sweet. If only it were white.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:10

It can get from Orange County to Stanford in three hours.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:14

When that happened, and Matt was like, is that possible? I was like, not in the house. No, that's not possible.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:19

Not in a plane is that possible.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:21

Yeah, you'd have to be. Not in a shinkansen. You'd have to be going like 144 miles an hour.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:27

I don't even think in that. I think because that's like it takes you like six or seven. It takes you like six hours to get up there.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:33

You said or. Right? Well, and I'm mad, I'm a little disappointed, as John Lithgow is when Colin Hanks says, Dad, I don't care about making money. And John Lithgau is so mad. Another great acting moment.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:48

You know what's funny is like that is that's exactly, I feel like, my life choice. Which my dad was very supportive of it.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:54

Your dad was John Lithgow.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:56

But no, my dad was supportive of, right? Like my dad let me go to theater school. But like, you know, when you make that choice, you're like, I'm basically making the choice that I don't care about.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:03

Yeah, I'm throwing away any possible financial gain. Yeah, instability.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:07

His dad comes around. That's the beautiful thing, is like clearly Sean probably hasn't really like asserted himself and says, like, Dad, all this making money shit and all this stuff that you say is for me. It's always been for you. Like, those are the moments that Colin Hanks really shines when he kind of throws that shit away. He's really great.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:25

You realize that this inciting incident of him not getting into Stanford is the thing that changes everyone's lives for the better.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:33

It does. And he doesn't realize his own personal value. He doesn't believe in it. Everybody around him sees it, and he doesn't see it from them, and they have to feel like they're gonna lose him. It's all about him seeing the love of for himself and inside of himself.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:50

It's incredible. Their concern for him. And they're both like they're have these partners who they're so distant from uh and have no connection with. She doesn't play tennis. She's not like you. Yeah, she's not a good mother.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:03

She's not a good mother.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:04

She doesn't play tennis.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:05

I want to say too, I think it's a really beautiful moment when Skylar Fisk admits to him, like, I prayed that you would get into Stanford, and now I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:14

Because why would you know it's it's yeah, that's her boyfriend. They were gonna go, they could go to school together and keep it, but he he's so desperate to leave. That's gonna hurt her.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:21

Yeah, and then she says, like, you've completely had blinders on. That would be the end of us. Like, I want to be with this means something to me. You're special to me. Like the this whole thing is special, and that Tanya is the linchpin, apparently, to help him get into Stanford, and the girlfriend are her and her like best friends, and the girlfriend brings up her grandpa, the fucking janitor, too, the janitor hookup, and it does the other great little audio sting there.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:49

Yeah, Tanya is just getting it on with everybody. Uh I miss long.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:53

The young ch the how old was that kid? Like, that didn't seem okay. She's in high school too.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:58

Well, you know, she's supposed to be like 18. Like, that's the that's one of the things about this movie, is like it's kind of a horny movie, but compared to like, I don't know, Animal House or Porkies, is it that horny? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:07

No. I mean, that's the thing that I appreciated about it actually. It was that it didn't feel uh, you know, like like uh uh American pie. It didn't feel like it didn't go pornographic at all. Which I'm not saying there's you can always watch a little bit of pornitwork. You should be able to watch a little porno work, but you know, I think that it it's not about that at all. It's not leading into that kind of comedy at all. It's all about the relationships and the character.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:29

Dude, to have no frontal nudity and have like there's one or two fucks in this, it's like a PG 13 movie, and have the resonate how hard it resonates very hard, and I think it's a a difficult thing. Like, not as difficult as Catherine O'Hara having sex with Bob four times for you!

SPEAKER_01 1:21:45

For you, and then just gets into her bed. Uh, the whole like he's br I like that he's uh bring and then he's gonna bring her grandpa over the grandpa and the grandma of Tanya are coming over to interview Sean and meet his family and like everything that like Lance, I need you to stay in here. Why? Because you're an embarrassment. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:05

Okay, just so okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:07

Catherine O'Hara's like, I'll be good, I'll get dressed. I just need a glass of wine, and Sean's like, okay, got it. You go and she starts getting drunk, and he says, No Meryl Streep impressions. And I don't know about you guys. The thing I wanted to see most in this movie, part of the reason why I came down half a point is I want to see Katherine Harris Meryl Streep.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:26

Oh, I thought you were gonna say something different.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:30

We just talked about how this is not that kind of movie. Sorry, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:33

Uh I love but the whole like Lance Like they would have left the second she had a cup of piss in her hand? Question?

SPEAKER_00 1:22:44

One assumes that you would think like the most patient people. Yeah, they seem very sweet.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:51

They gave him several chances, but that sequence just kept it just kept going.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:55

Has anyone watched Fraser? Yes. Yeah. Seen the episode where uh the whole big opening sequence is Niles trying to put out a fire from an iron.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:03

I can't speak to an individual episode of you.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:06

But like it's seen the concept of Fraser. I feel like it's executed and edited so well. The one thing that stands out that's kind of weird is that Gary Marshall and uh the actress that plays his wife stick around for as long as they do and she swishes around Lance's peacup, that cup of piss. I need that piss. My parole officer, what did he do?

SPEAKER_02 1:23:33

Sean, have you seen my piss? Which I was saying in the speaking of the marketing deluge, the trailer for that was Sean, sorry, have you seen my pants? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:42

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:42

Which I thought played even better because he's not wearing pants. He just wanders out in his tidy whiteys. But uh, and then when I saw it, I was a little, it was like, oh, I kind of like pants better.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:50

So I guess question for you Do you prefer Stranger in the Alps? Or this is what happens, Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the Alps.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:58

I am always team Stranger in the Alps. Not only was it a fine Phoebe Bridgers record, but I just think it's a brilliant non sequitur. This is what happens, Larry, when you find a stranger in the Alps.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:08

So uh his pals, Sean's pals, uh Lonnie, the surfer group, they show up and crash the party, and Bob starts to crash out, and there's the piss cup, and everything goes crazy, and Bob goes like macking me backward in the wheelchair. And Gary Marshall and the wife have had enough. Watch your fingers. Watch your fingers. And they're out of there. And Sean, like it starts playing Lay Me Down, the Brian Wilson song, and he just crashes into the pool. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:38

Right into the pool.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:40

Uh, is this when he's like where's Bob like goes into Lance, goes, Bob, where's Bob's pills? Bob doesn't have any pills. I sold them.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:45

Oh, that was during the whole sequence. Yeah. He sold them. And he mixes. Which is funny because Lance was nodding out when he had we had seen him a few minutes before, and now he's yeah, but it's an important, it's an important moment because we we need to learn about the Cedrin bottle, the Tylenol bottle, and the aspirin bottle so that we it gets to later come. So the the pain pills, the X, no, the speed!

SPEAKER_00 1:25:05

No, but it's ecstasy to to have that character, and this is to Jack Black's credit, Ben, I'm with you. Like School of Rock, Matt. I don't know if you feel School of Rock is like a soul perfection. That movie's fucking fantastic. Oh, 100%. Yeah. And this is like to me, this is like a breath away. Yeah, it's on its way. When when Jack Black sees that Sean's in the pool and comes running out and takes off his socks and screams, there's a level of drama. It's a funny movie.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:32

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:32

But like he's about to die. His givea shit level is very high. Yeah. He wants to see his brother succeed in his own like fucked up way, and is so like, we gotta go up there. We gotta go up there right now.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:44

I'm not taking no for an answer. You should see the school. You should shut up, Lance.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:48

I get you there in three years.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:49

But I mean, yeah, all his own problems aside, he does seem like a good brother.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:55

I agree. I I don't know what he's on parole for.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:58

Yeah, there's a there's there's some darkness hinted at drugs, I assume.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:01

Drugs or breakfast driving. Yeah, something.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:04

He also burns down an entire college. He does.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:07

He's this lovable character who drives like an absolute maniac under the influence of drugs, who is an arsonist. Who Paul? And wants to open a small hollow boulevard. There's a character in this movie that does that as well.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:20

I have these ideas. I have this fucking podcast where I just get on a mic and I just go boo over and over and over.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:26

I'm referring to the movie. Do you understand? Do you understand what I'm doing? Listen, listen. Do you think that dog knows it's special? Tell me, tell me, tell me. They go to the admissions building and Jane Addams is there. Like, this movie is so fucking stacked with people who already were or were on their way to being well established. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:42

Which is funny because that was where you were watching it. This is another the faulty you mind cannon something. Yeah, the the faulty nature of media is I was 100% that was sure that was Judy Greer in that role. Oh, whoa.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:54

And then when it wasn't, I was like Did I just get Mandela Faint and Arrest Development or adaptation? Yeah, because the glasses and the hair. Hair up, glasses down. No, hair down, glasses on glasses on. There's some light coming from under the door.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:11

I'll be right back, Sean, with the manuscript.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:14

I love he pantomimes a manuscript front and back like this.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:17

What is it? I forget. He doesn't, it's not manuscript. It's something it's something so specific. The register. The register.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:24

The registry. And he like the his idea is to climb on one of those wind, like windows with a not a load-bearing piece of glass at all.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:32

Like, why would that have ever worked?

SPEAKER_00 1:27:34

So he falls in and they go to see the Dean, the girlfriend and the boyfriend. What's his name? Colin Hanks and Skyler. Sean and Ashley. Ashley. They go. See, I feel so good. What are your names? Yeah. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:50

But they go to see I like you.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:52

Dean Durkitt.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:53

I like wear the same eye. That is neat. And they give him the excedron bottle. He's leaving with his family. They're going to bother.

SPEAKER_00 1:28:01

Three ecstasy, and he's probably never taken this in his life.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:04

We were saying what I was saying, it was like, do you think and and I guess like again, if you've never taken a any kind of drug like that before, you would have no context.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:14

You would just Yeah, would you you wouldn't think I've been drugged, you just I don't know. You'd they'd figure it out, but yeah, assuming he remembers that part of it.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:23

But if you have had drugs like that at some point, you'd be like, hold on, wait a minute. I I might be able to do that.

SPEAKER_00 1:28:27

Someone clearly dosed me with it. Yeah, at some point, likely, if it's not, depending on what it is.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:31

But I do love that.

SPEAKER_00 1:28:32

I'm a bit of a lance. I can tell I can talk about this in depth if you'd like.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:36

That was Molly with a hint of LSD.

SPEAKER_00 1:28:39

Just they I they dusted ice on it. They sprinkled ice on it.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:43

Like from a filmmaking way, like the the uh fuck ice, by the way.

SPEAKER_00 1:28:46

All the way around.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:47

Fuck ice. But the um the delivery of wait a minute, we just gave the dean of admissions three hits of and they just look at these cuts, and he's just coming down the stairs rubbing his nipples, and he's just like, I feel so he's good.

SPEAKER_00 1:29:03

He's such a good actor. I rewatched Baby Boom not too long ago. He's got a smaller part in Baby Boom. He's Harold Ramis, really great actor, great director.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:11

He's a ton of acting, did he? He collects fungus and spores.

SPEAKER_00 1:29:15

He wrote, he directed, he acted like he was a triple threat.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:19

He's a triumvirant.

SPEAKER_00 1:29:19

Yeah, maybe more than triple. So we've been led to believe Catherine O'Hara, she's like happy that the dad's John Lithgow's maybe miserable,

Meet Me Halfway (through the movie)

SPEAKER_00 1:29:29

and is talking about he's been screwing around and overshares at a point, and he calls shows up at the house and they have a beer together, and they hook up.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:38

What about what about Bob though? What about Bob?

SPEAKER_00 1:29:40

This is the thing. Like, do should I go down to a four? Because what about Bob?

SPEAKER_02 1:29:45

What about Bob?

SPEAKER_01 1:29:46

I mean, are they just taking advantage of Bob?

SPEAKER_02 1:29:48

They are taking advantage of a poor old man. They really are.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:52

I mean, what's funny is like we were talking uh when he was like, I'll give you the house to uh his like they get it literally just divorce in the parking lot.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:02

Right there in the street, just uh, I think we should get a divorce. Really? You're gonna have the house.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:05

Okay, but like she gets half of everything, buddy. Take the kid, yeah. She gets half of everything. Everything.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:11

Your money, your everything. And then he spends a whole bunch of money donating to the well, we'll give it a.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:16

Imagine not getting a lawyer, and he's like, shared custody, the house, two million bucks, no lawyers.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:23

Yeah. You're gonna have it all.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:24

But there's a kid, there's a little kid that his little club that she wants to go to.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:31

He's been retired.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:32

Yeah. But I want to the whole segment in Stanford, though, because they end up going to uh like they break up, right? Basically, Ashley and Sean get into a big fire.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:43

After the admissions building is burned down.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:45

Yeah, and at the same time, Jack Black is or I guess right before this, Jack Black has hooked up with the the lack of a better word. Admissions lady. Yeah, admissions secretary lady. Front desk person. Um and lights they didn't they didn't accept him, those jerks, and just like lights the register on fire when I was a kid. You shouldn't do that. You shouldn't have to be able to get it. I used to be a total total pyro.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:08

Put that out, man.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:09

Me too. Put that out, put that out. And they burn down the whole building. And then the Ben still better know.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:17

And then you better oh man, the whole Ben Stiller. What does he say? Joe John, Joe John Joe, John. What's the name of Julio gives Joe?

SPEAKER_01 1:31:26

Joe, he says, like he says something like, uh, that's right, Julio. Just try to use a clench to pop that or T clench to pop that something. Like he's got a big thing. Yeah, he says nonsense.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:35

Yeah. I'm pretty sure. It's gotta be an ad lib. Sean has gotten like pretty mean considering all the circumstances of everything that's happened, and he's clearly only thinking about himself. And he's gone off on his own, and he's found out, I think more than anything, that he thought college was gonna be different. Women were gonna like Faulkner, and they were gonna be mature grown women and not these high school girls, and then butterfly.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:02

And then butterfly. That's the exact same thing.

SPEAKER_01 1:32:03

I feel like he he has a superiority complex where he thinks he thinks he's the smartest person in the room and the best person in the room. I used to be a piece of shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:12

And he thinks Stanford is gonna match these ambitions of his, but then he gets there and he realized, and I think that that was another thing that hit me on this rewatch now that I'm older, because I think last time I watched it, I was a teenager. I, you know, I could I could really relate to his initial feeling, but now I relate to the other side where it's like the getting to this point and finding out these places and these things aren't what you thought they would be. They aren't the thing that you know was gonna fix you, was gonna make everything about you.

SPEAKER_01 1:32:37

It's also like you realize that um, yeah, it is about you. And you realize though, like the things there are always gonna be things about other people that maybe irk you or upset you, uh, but they don't define who you are. It's temporary. And like I think I I had a similar journey where I feel like I had uh, you know, they were dead like growing up in suburban white where we grew up and like hating, not hating, but being like, oh, I'm better than all these other people uh because they, you know, for whatever reason, they whatever reason I decided I hated them. They're so basic. They're so basic that's they watch reality. So image-based or whatever that bullshit is, and then going to theater school and being and then and then coming like getting to the point in that group, that community of being like, oh no, those people exist everywhere.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:24

Everywhere.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:24

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Like there's no people are people, people are people, and why should it be? And there's no reason to like judge like whatever like nobody's doing any fucking shit to upset you. It's not about you.

SPEAKER_00 1:33:35

No, they're we're all just people, it's never.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:37

Everyone's just in their own thing.

SPEAKER_00 1:33:38

Yeah, yeah. We're they're not vampires. Although you have to do consider this movie is it's about vampires, but it's really about the reunification of Germany. The Kip character vampire, a vampire.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:51

Well, and Sean at right Sean right now is a very scared man.

SPEAKER_00 1:33:54

Very scared. He is when he drops in Dark Man's it the second time.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:58

Yeah, he does Dark Man, doesn't he? He spies on Ashley and Kip, who hat needs some braces. Kip.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:04

Oh, this was an era where uh you know an actor could have kind of messed up to you.

SPEAKER_00 1:34:10

I like Nat Faxen. I think he he had a show on FX that was pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:14

Oh, that is him. I didn't think yeah. Uh but yeah, hep's kind of a pretentious douchebag.

SPEAKER_00 1:34:20

I I think he's kind of supposed to be the mirror for Sean. This is what you'll be possibly this is what you're aspiring to. He's so lucky he runs into Marcus Skinner.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:31

He is so we were saying that that is that is definitely one of the things in the movie that I feel like is is like you from a screenwriting thing, you're just like, and yeah, he walks by.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:41

And just yeah, and there he is in all of Stanford. He recognizes him from the back. You're like this guy who he knows from the the book jacket cover.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:50

And it is, I mean, I do like that scene with Kevin Klein. It's very like what do we call what do we call it? The the moment is called the is that the like Obi-Wan moment.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:00

Because we're kind of talking about the axe structure of this movie, and that's yeah, kind of like the mentor, like the Obi- the Obi-Wan moment, basically.

SPEAKER_01 1:35:05

Where use the forest Luke.

SPEAKER_00 1:35:07

They have like a meat cute though, where like uh Sean's very awkward with Skinner, like I was with Ernie Hudson. I know who you are, but where he he is making Skinner like, uh, and then Skinner immediately I'm obsessed with you.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:21

Not in like a sexual way, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:35:23

Not to get deep into the annals or anything, but he gets the stamp of approval from Skinner, like you are a good writer. I like it, your story is good. Yeah, and sometimes that's all people really need is like a mentor, like a nudge. I think he believes he can only be successful if he works with this guy, and all he needed was to be told by someone of this ilk that he didn't know you're already on your way. That wasn't gonna bullshit him.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:47

You're good at this. Well, yeah, because he says like his his family won't get through it, and like Ashley will read it, but she's so positive he can't take her, you know, there's no criticism there. So and then he does offer her a bit of criticism.

SPEAKER_01 1:35:58

Yeah, and I think it just it talks to like a little bit of support goes so far, you know, just getting a little and and he has a little encouragement.

SPEAKER_00 1:36:07

I think he like the thing is he has to realize he has so much of it, he always had it, and that's the thing I the realization I think he comes to mostly when he hears Ashley talking about his story behind his back when he's eavesdropping, and she's like, he's really talented, he's a special guy, like his story is amazing.

SPEAKER_01 1:36:24

I mean, that's why everyone is doing all the things they're doing for him. That's why Lance is like burning a building down. That's why. I mean that's why, yeah. I mean, look from the flames.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:32

I mean, there is a well, he's also total 4th of July sparks coming out of the scratch.

SPEAKER_01 1:36:38

Yeah, it's an electrical fire. I'm just gonna- Well, she's a liar because I don't know her. We got a jogger five, five, five, unkempt, portly. Portly.

SPEAKER_00 1:36:47

Portly. It's so great. You do need an ending. That's the thing that I like Skinner, the way he sets up, like you need an ending, which kind of I feel like sets us up for the way that the movie's gonna wrap up. Like, we need we need an end to his journey specifically. Yes, what about Bob, Matt? No question.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:04

What about Bob?

SPEAKER_00 1:37:05

But Baby Steps. It's mostly about Sean. That's baby steps into the hallway. Uh, there's a book on my shelf bit by Dr. Leo Marvin that I should let you borrow. Thanks. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:37:15

Yeah. I mean, and we have to go back to Orange County. And that's like, I love, I love Sean! Sean, okay, yeah, that's great, buddy, but I am going to Jake. Like, we're going to Mexico. He hit he hits him with like a vast escape bowl case.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:29

Throws a can directly at his eyebrow.

SPEAKER_00 1:37:32

She immediately slices him open. Like, Sean, ow! There's still hope. Is that the message you're trying for? Yeah. No, the Kevin Claude when he says that to him before he gets hit with the can.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:44

I love how you know he probably wasn't going for that, but that is what came through in the text that he had written. So we've got to do that. Because he didn't think he loved this environment. He thought he was railing against this environment. But it turns out he loves these characters in this environment.

SPEAKER_01 1:37:56

Yeah. And I think that's if that comes, yeah, I I love I love that scene. I love I love what Sean has to like has to hit that rock bottom to realize that everything. Yeah, because otherwise it does become that very like selfish pity party, white boy, I'm rich, but I have problems. And I think the movie fights against that, which a lot a lot of movies in this time frame didn't really, you know.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:19

No, they just kind of went with that.

SPEAKER_01 1:38:20

Yeah, that's kind of what Garden State is about.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:38:23

I haven't watched it in a long time, but I I when I did re-watch it, I was like, oh. I but good soundtrack. Good soundtrack.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:30

Without question. Generational soundtrack.

SPEAKER_00 1:38:34

Ashley gets the snag from Kip and Lance or from Kip by Lance and Colin Hanks. Yeah. And he does the Syrano to tell her you're sorry, tell her you love her.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:46

Like you mean it.

SPEAKER_00 1:38:47

And there is like that weird shoehorn sex scene, like the shoehorned Kevin Klein. That is kind of funny. It is kind of funny that he's like, he had to empty the movie it, I guess. But then he's like kind of perverted about it.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:58

Yeah, he's watching with one eye open. That's a little weird. His brother, by the way.

SPEAKER_01 1:39:04

Now talk talk about White Lotus. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02 1:39:06

There you go. There's the Mike White, like the the straight line you can draw directly to. I wouldn't call it straight, man.

SPEAKER_01 1:39:12

Oh. I wouldn't call it a line. He has that second gear.

SPEAKER_00 1:39:20

So we find out that Cindy's like a good mom. Like she has these good mothering moments aside from being a smother, especially with like the little boy, of like giving him a level of autonomy or like credence, however the fuck you want to put it.

SPEAKER_02 1:39:35

You don't want how about some juice?

SPEAKER_01 1:39:37

Yeah, and I feel like maybe that's what she's always which she missed so much about Sean.

SPEAKER_02 1:39:43

When he was a kid, because she wants him to be.

SPEAKER_01 1:39:44

She wants that so badly, which I think all parents secretly do. Lance's maybe not even secretly. I think all parents. I think just yeah, pretty openly.

SPEAKER_00 1:39:51

Lance is pretty broken to for her to be like, finally, some help around here. Because part of her big is like she's like immature and wired in a weird way, and whatever it's kind of an alcoholic. Maybe needs that energy.

SPEAKER_01 1:40:04

But I the ending, I the only funny part about the ending that irked me is like when they're all together, everybody is back. Like they bring everyone back over to the house, including his two friends who touch each other's balls.

SPEAKER_00 1:40:17

I mean, they do drop in though. It's like several times in the movie. They're around all the time. It's not that I don't like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:40:21

It's just waiting outside. I do like that sequence, though, when there's like this guy professed his love for me. No, no. See, what happened was It's like he got drunk and he looked, he was fondling my I was lost my car keys. But they bring them all home.

SPEAKER_00 1:40:34

This is very time capsule, that piece of comedy you guys are right. Yeah, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:38

It's very dude, where's my car? Very like, you know, are they gay?

SPEAKER_01 1:40:42

You know, which is you know, I think interesting. Mike White being queer is an interesting, like that's the punchline. Like, yeah, but it you know, it's the time.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:51

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:40:52

Using the word gay was a different time.

SPEAKER_00 1:40:55

It was a weird time. Like, Friends was a show that was extremely popular. But then it's all you gotta say. It does end with like a great like Jimmy Eat world on an up nowhere. He doesn't want to blow up the certain words.

SPEAKER_01 1:41:08

It's just the moment where they're all in the house and then it cuts, and he's in his room by himself. And I was like, wait a minute, where where's everyone else? And then he comes back and they've just all been sitting downstairs.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:18

Yeah, he just like presumably, because it's like you're we made a donation, you're going to Stanford. And everyone's like, and he has and they're like, you know, paper smiles, happy for him. And then he just leaves. He just leaves. We don't see that. Right. They're presumably just downstairs still, just like so.

SPEAKER_00 1:41:36

Did he have to go to the bathroom room? You can fill it in.

SPEAKER_01 1:41:38

You'd be like, I just need a moment to think. Yeah, it was probably. Yeah. And the whole like, I love the whole coming back downstairs and being like, would, you know, would uh what do you say?

SPEAKER_02 1:41:46

Faulkner. If Faulkner had left the South, would he have written? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:41:49

If James Joyce had left the Irish, which I which James Joyce did leave Ireland. Not in his heart. But not in his heart. Right. And I I love the realization that his mom and Ashley are coming to where he's like, I'm gonna stay. And it's sweet and it makes sense.

SPEAKER_00 1:42:02

And it's I would put this in the hands of any 15-year-old person and be like, you should watch this. Like it has a lot of really good shit. There's the good burgers and there's the orange counties.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:16

That's a good that's a good dichotomy. You got your good burgers and you got your orange county.

SPEAKER_01 1:42:19

If I'm at a restaurant and they have those two things on the menu, I want the orange county. Yeah. I'll take the I want you to take the good burger and throw it away. Throw it away.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:28

I'm doing an orange county only deal.

SPEAKER_01 1:42:30

I don't want any if that good burger touches my orange county. I will kill you. I will kill you.

SPEAKER_00 1:42:36

We've reached the end of this film.

SPEAKER_01 1:42:38

And this podcast, presumably. Whoa.

SPEAKER_00 1:42:41

What?

SPEAKER_01 1:42:41

This episode. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:42:43

I thought this was. I was gonna tell you that I'm moving to I'm going to Stanford.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:47

And by the way, I'm going to Stanford.

SPEAKER_00 1:42:49

Oh good.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:51

So happy for you.

SPEAKER_00 1:42:52

Matt, I know you had started us off. I feel like it's always more fun if you kind of pick the order at the end of who should share their rating.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:00

Oh, I get to pick who goes?

SPEAKER_00 1:43:01

Spoken ad nausea. If you'd like, otherwise we'll just go in the standard order.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:05

Um, you know what? I never get to pick anything because I lose all the mini games. I'm gonna say, Paul, what is your re-review review rating? Those too many re's.

SPEAKER_00 1:43:16

I'm going to be a little realistic, and we did talk about the shoehorniness of some of the things that happened to get the story.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:26

I feel like there is some MTV focus group or something going on.

SPEAKER_00 1:43:29

And I think I'm giving this movie a lot of credit that mostly is due to light. Elf is a fucking gorgeous movie. This is a good-looking movie, too. It ain't elf. Great work. Regardless, you know, same director of photography. You guys brought up a lot of good points. If I could just come down a quarter point, I would. I'm gonna go with four piss cups. I I think it is like a special comedy, definitely in terms of the coming of age and the teenage. If we're just doing this genre just coming of age teen comedies, this is like a five-star thing. But considering, you know, as we've discussed how many movies and genres there are, this is this is a four-star. I'd recommend it to just about anyone.

SPEAKER_03 1:44:17

Alright.

SPEAKER_00 1:44:18

Now who Matt.

SPEAKER_02 1:44:20

Um well, I'll go ahead and go. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:44:22

Oh, wow. I'm last. Cool.

SPEAKER_02 1:44:23

Well, yeah, I figure, you know, I figure you can bring us home. You can tie it up. Okay. Um, but I uh what did I say? I said 3.75, big old hats. I go, pew. And um I think I think I had rated it 3.75 for a lot of the reasons you just said. I do feel like there was kind of like watching it like that scene in the Bronco, like with a makeout scene. I did feel like there were parts that were like, well, this is an MTV movie, you've got to play up to teenagers. And they felt like they didn't need to be there. Um, so that's why I kind of brought it down a little bit. But I think, you know, talking about it with you guys and like uh, you know, some of the deeper themes, and it it all almost does kind of function as like a James Joyce novel. Maybe this was Mike White's Finnegan Wake or whatever. I'd literally I hope that's a James Joyce novel. Um couldn't tell you. Yeah, I'm I'm gonna say uh four. I'm gonna say I'm bumping it up to a four big old thing. You brought those numbers. You brought those numbers up. I pumped them up, those were rookie numbers.

SPEAKER_01 1:45:15

Yeah. Um yeah, I mean, I think a big part of this movie for me is we've talked about this before, the nostalgia factor. I think that this the movie coming out at this time, the time that I was in my life being a teenager at this time. Um you know, I like seeing the Rotten Tomatoes rating of what was it, 48% or something. It's kind of shocking to me. Was a little felt very low to me, but I I I have to remember that this is like this is like hit at a time for me that was just like the perfect timing. And similar to Project Hail Mary and uh which I think is a higher rated movie in general, but not not to compare them, but uh I think that like the just like hitting at these times in my life and I and they and they resonate for a lot forever. Uh Eternal Sunshine was like that for me. Uh Hook is a movie that I think of that's very low-rated in many critical like circles, but was means so much to me.

SPEAKER_00 1:46:13

And so I think that like we'll be talking about that soon, don't you?

SPEAKER_01 1:46:16

Yes, we will be talking about Hook, but I think that this is going to stay at four butterflies. Come come, my lady, you mashukapa, honey, baby.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:25

And that makes us a triumvirant of a triumvirant of the city. We were gonna get there, right? Isn't it weird?

SPEAKER_01 1:46:34

We were gonna get there this whole time.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:36

This was always gonna congeal into a homogeny.

SPEAKER_01 1:46:39

This has happened before and it'll happen again. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_00 1:46:42

Jesus.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:43

There must be some kind of way out of here.

unknown 1:46:45

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 1:46:46

We should go to California. You're quite a joker, man.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:49

That was speaking of the OC, the very last song you hear in this movie is California by Phantom Planet, and the very first song you hear in the OC, California by Phantom Planet.

SPEAKER_00 1:46:58

Related.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:59

They tie in.

SPEAKER_00 1:47:00

Are they red string? These things are connected. Well, we all rated at fours, as we just mentioned. I'm wrapping this up, by the way, and telling you that Jamie Hanwood does our bookends, Chris Holtz does our fun facts, and Matthew Foskett. What are you doing and what are you watching? Socials? Yeah, Matt.

SPEAKER_01 1:47:23

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SPEAKER_02 1:47:27

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SPEAKER_01 1:47:35

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SPEAKER_00 1:47:41

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SPEAKER_01 1:47:50

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SPEAKER_00 1:47:52

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SPEAKER_01 1:48:14

Thanks for coming back. Thanks. Bye.

SPEAKER_00 1:48:16

Bye.